Jon 🔨🇸🇪🇳🇴🇫🇮🇩🇰🇮🇸🇫🇴⚒ @TheNordicHammer
The pillage idiot. Twin Peaks, WA Joined February 2011-
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Update: We’re married.
Fast forward and now my first Twitter crush is my girlfriend. I’m a slow mover, apparently. #MyTwitterAnniversary
I don’t want to brag but my 20 year old daughter told me she loved me tonight and that’s the greatest Christmas present I could want because I don’t remember the last time she’d said that. #GenZ
Work: Leave your tablet plugged into the Ethernet cable all weekend for the work manager update. Me: There’s no way in Hell this is going to work. Monday: Can’t sign into work manager.
How did Carl Bismarck die? Was it meth? I’ll bet it was meth.
Milf Money Breakthrough. It should be an interesting year.
Milf Money Breakthrough. It should be an interesting year.
Did I say four? It might be one.
I’ve only tweeted four times since my daughters first day of college. Today is her last class of the year.
I’ve only tweeted four times since my daughters first day of college. Today is her last class of the year.
I just come to this account because of alerts that people who’ve never liked any of my tweets are tweeting.
When you watch your daughter go to college. nordichammerette
That Ferris and Jeanie Bueller had a younger brother and sister that were cut from the movie bothers me more than it should.
My cousin’s daughter had her baby so my grandmother is a great-great grandmother today.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Craving @calluptome
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ˢᶜⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ�.. @miiowskii
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NymphoCoed @Terri3d1
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having a laugh @laugh_having
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Elin @Elin_ec
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Night nurse 🚑🏥�.. @lillasystern_62
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Princess Kim @RealPrincessKim
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Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
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Eva Bjuhr @BjuhrEva
5K Followers 5K Following Tidsmiljonär, årsrik på livserfarenheter och som pensionär lever jag min dröm på egen häst- och vingård på Gotland. Egen tid för egna val i genuin tillvaro.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee
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Stelbente Sture @spiderbeam
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RYAN @RyanOnTheRight
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ˢᶜⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ�.. @miiowskii
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Kalle Kuhla 🇸🇪�.. @kalle_kuhla
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Elin @Elin_ec
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Night nurse 🚑🏥�.. @lillasystern_62
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American Patriot 🇺.. @vol_star
2K Followers 3K Following #IFBAP Defeat the Communists! If they weren't losing, the propaganda wouldn't be necessary! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Tara Carter @taracartergmc
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Maya Persson 🗣️ @mayapersson2
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Teresa @teresadg0
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𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜𝙰�.. @MissAntropen
7K Followers 4K Following We have spread like cancer cells through a living body, without thought to the countless life forms that must die so that we may breed and flourish.
AGNEWSLIVE @AMErikaNGIRLLL
167K Followers 65K Following 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿. 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀. 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀. 𝗧𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘀. 𝗟𝗮𝘄 & 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 . 𝗣𝗿𝗼-𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲. 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲.
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֍ Rachel 🇺🇸�.. @RaychelTania
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InteSosse 🪓🇸�.. @InteSosseSe
9K Followers 7K Following Konservativ som anser att Sverige har raserats av naiva politiker. Varning: En hel del satir/ironi med hårda sarkasmer. "Granskar" public service 🤢😡
Texas Forever! 🇺�.. @JustAGirlKasi
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EnSällEn✏️ @PalmRosemarie
412 Followers 726 Following Eftertänksam, men har också humör! Samhällsintresserad. Gillar historia, filosofi, läser mycket. Tror på Sverige och genuint svenska värderingar! 🇸🇪
Jenny Nilsson @JennyNilssonGV
6K Followers 3K Following Nationalkonservativ - #swexit 🇸🇪 Tror på alla människors lika rätt till värdighet.If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer who would you pick?
If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?
I don’t care who gets angry with me…. It’s a Wonderful Life is a Christmas movie. ✍🏻✅🔥
I might say, “That guys crazy!” New Yorkers say, “That guys bananas!” Where did that come from? Why does a charming fruit get defined as “Nuts” or “Wacko?” Instead of bananas I say, “That guys batshit fucking Mangos!”
Broke: stealing your boyfriend's hoodie Bespoke: stealing your husband's hat
@ApeDurden Yea he doesn’t One of the biggest frauds of our century
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
God jul önskar mig och Cecilia
Fuck you, and fuck no.
NEW: Washingtonians should again start masking up indoors, according to a joint recommendation signed by nearly 40 health officers and hospital leaders in the state. @elisetakahama st.news/3UJixzR
I grew up in group homes where thanksgiving dinner was watered-down soup or fried spam or boiled potatoes and cabbage. It’s never too late to donate food to foster care places where you live. Just something to think about this holiday season...
Sometimes I wanna just eat whatever I want & not care about my body or health. But then I remember the next level THRILL of fitting in my clothes & pissing off people who would prefer me to ruin my body & health to make themselves feel better, & then I feel bad for fat bitches.
Why TF are his pants so tight? Why are his legs skinnier than mine? Why is his upper body wider than his lower body? So many questions
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