Chef @_yesChef
Culinary. Graffiti. No I will not cook that steak well done for you. getthefuckouttamykitchen.com Joined January 2010-
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When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there..
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Children of the corn vs Monsanto
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You know what's truly lit af fam? Basic human decency. That's what is very 💯
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*staring at a hot dude's bod* Nice abs, queer. You got a cool big ass, u fuckin fag. Fuckin homo, with your strong, gay muscles.
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Acid reflux sufferers can still enjoy eating out Jewish women as long as they avoid any pussy that is too Hasidic.
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This is Puff. He started out on the streets (first pic), but don't let the new smile fool you, still tough af. 11/10
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could be us but u playin
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technically it's incest every time you fuck because we are all brothers and sisters in christ our lord
The fuck you say to me?! Wait till I get out this bouncy castle you motherfucker
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[throws Happy Meal back at server] Me: this is neither of those things
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brb, concocting a worst-case scenario
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