Morphine Toe @blumpkinblumpy
chaos - https://t.co/4U8zrlgeu3 Joined January 2015-
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Someday we'll all get to rest.
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I like 'em beautiful and disastrous.
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It’s sad that Playboy will never feature a sexy school crossing guard pictorial.
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Starving myself to see which one of you I’ll eat first
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If you lost your virginity in a PT Cruiser, hmu.
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I have nothing in common with people whose tank top straps don't cut into their shoulders from trying to support a couple of gloriously massive tits
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A glory hole but we feed each other surprise foods through it
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i swore it said Intermittent FISTING 😒😒😒
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I'm getting feminine in my old age.
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If I were ice cream what flavor would I be and would you suck my dick?
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Choke on it a little.
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Sometimes two messes balance each other out and become whatever the opposite of a mess is
If your asshole falls out I’ll be there to push it back in because of love.
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