Scott-The GrooveMeister-Towel @scott_towel
Tweeting from my House of Misfit Stray Animals twitter.com/search?q=from:… Hugaging the Texas Gulf Coast Joined December 2011-
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I'm getting a pretty good contact high from the internet
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Would you rather you and I intersect once in our lives and never again or just exist parallelly but never meet?
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Are you even checking the hummingbird migration map everyday, bro?
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Happy 420. It isn't just a day. It's a state of mind. You dig?
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The guy who set himself on fire at the Trump trial wasn’t a QAnon believer but did follow Illuminati like beliefs and thought the Simpsons were predictive programming. It sucks that is so much conspiracy culture out there that we have to break it down in this sort of detail.
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The Simpsons first appeared on TV on this day 37 YEARS AGO. Thirty. Seven. Jesus Christ
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Tom Fitton gets all his clothes by beating up middle schoolers.
Unless it's a hilarious video of a BBQ grill accident, please don't set yourself on fire.
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None of us are ok, is that fair to say?
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The Friday File.
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Terrible tragedy of self-immolation outside the courthouse However I was there all week & walked past a gentleman in that spot who was protesting his alleged mistreatment in an unrelated case So we should not jump to any conclusions one way or the other until we know more
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Day one. Captain’s log. On top of everything else apparently I have to keep some stupid log.
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I'm a little worried that one of you is my probation officer.
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Ironically, naming your daughter Destiny pretty much seals her fate to be dancing the afternoon shift at the airport stripper bar
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Religious extremism coupled with dick-swinging posturing is exactly why this world is in the state it is.
"the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert"
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A family of owls in a clock tower in France [📹 Nicolas Dubois / _nicolasdubois]
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As so often happens, about the time we finally adopted a highway, we got pregnant with our own little highway.
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Don’t tell me about your childhood problems …. my mom use to lick her thumb and wipe my face in the middle of Kmart
I'm getting a pretty good contact high from the internet
Who you are after midnight is the real you.
Would you rather you and I intersect once in our lives and never again or just exist parallelly but never meet?
Are you even checking the hummingbird migration map everyday, bro?
To always find beauty
Happy 420. It isn't just a day. It's a state of mind. You dig?
River herring are quietly spectacular. They travel thousands of miles from the sea to the freshwater places where they were born. They run a gauntlet of predators the entire way, only to contend with dams. I sometimes drag myself from the couch to the fridge to get ketchup.
@scott_towel They could kung-fu during the day and do the dancing part at night.
If this trend of lighting oneself on fire continues, cannibals will be hanging out at protests to have cooked food ready to go. Good for them.
@scott_towel moonlight was obscured due it raining men
@scott_towel I think everybody was kung-fu fighting in the moonlight
@scott_towel You can’t imagine the dancing going on in the 70s..it was mission:possible.
@scott_towel You can if you're Jackie Chan. That rhymes, man. Understand?
@scott_towel Moonlight/Monday Kung fu/Tuesday Wednesday/Spaghetti night... Franklin Time Management. ✨️
@scott_towel Whichever it is, what they really want is to rule the world.
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