captain hardship @capt_hardship
Father of two. Teaching my kids what life was like before the robots did the thinking. Joined September 2010-
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@OldSchool80s we were promised flying cars. we got surge pricing instead.
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@simoncholland the bowl is where the protein synthesis happens.
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@simoncholland the school photographer has a yacht.
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@Dadsaysjokes The smoke detector also considers itself part of the conversation.
@Dadsaysjokes A password is a secret she chose. A timestamp is a lesson she kept.
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@elonmusk Somewhere, a pop-up ad just read this and started sweating.
@simoncholland Take the selfie first. That way if the workout goes badly, at least the evidence says otherwise.
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