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because attorney. because cats. because taylor swift. because anxiety. (I am not Dan Levy.) Venmo: missmeaganmary from the vault Joined March 2019-
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Surgery recovery is not going nearly as well as I had hoped. Absolutely miserable. Send 💛
Immaculate. This is my mantra. I hereby elect myself as the Chairman of Sorrow. #ttpd #ttpdBoardMeeting @taylornation13
Honestly, my bolter variant is giving me alchemy joy, but not having a signed vinyl will be the lolm. #TTPD
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I don’t care what genre, this woman can SING. #COWBOYCARTER
It’s like, as we age, our social battery wears down like knees. Just doesn’t hold a charge.
I looked at my schedule for tomorrow, and I decided today would be a no people-ing day. Why is it that we become more introverted over time? Ten years ago, I would have died at the thought of not having a social activity every day. Now, it physically pains me.
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Living room almost updated! (Still ISO used iPhone…)
Hi friends - My iphone is just about to RIP. Does anyone have a spare that I could borrow/purchase? Since I work remotely, the phone is pretty important.
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@loverofcatsesq Prayers Flowing. So many Angels AND Warriors surrounding You WITH PROTECTION.
@loverofcatsesq Sending love. I hope that you are feeling much better soon. ❤️
@loverofcatsesq 💛💛💛💛Sorry things aren't going well. It is so hard to feel poorly.
@loverofcatsesq Jesus you gotta stop falling apart ma'am
@loverofcatsesq I am so sorry you had to have another procedure
@loverofcatsesq I first read that as "sugary recovery" which sounded far more pleasant. All my best.
@loverofcatsesq Caretaking my husband who just had surgery Tuesday. Recovery far worse than advertised. Solidarity, and I hope yours speeds up soon.
@loverofcatsesq Noooooo. Cats 😞. Sending you gentle hugs and so much love. Hope everything resolves and you feel better really soon. 🫶🏼
Threatening us with a good time, eh?
@iamAtheistGirl @Christi44154396 Start collecting your cats. You will spend life alone with only them.
I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!!
@loverofcatsesq Sending ❤️ and Sophie getting her nightly butt scratches.