Tad Snug @maxminimize
Play me close like butter play toast Joined October 2014-
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I think the people of the future are gonna think we're all a bunch of dumb assholes
Today, do the unexpected. Let someone merge into traffic ahead of you
If you can sell 4 things for $4, Americans will love the shit out of you
I'm starting a martial arts & cuddling space. It's called Tough Love. It's also a gay bar. And daycare
Sometimes it's like I don't even care. Now. It's happening now.
I can't take you seriously right now. I'm imagining you as a muppet
When you're around its like I'm breathing in your bullshit
My heart is saying yes. But my brain, my brain is saying nooo fucking way
Bernie Sanders looks like the eHarmony guy after a long road trip
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Joy @ohmytheryoflife
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Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56
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ARoseByAnyOtherName @DreamyIdealist3
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Iwan @IwanWil
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Mr. B @BrandonBrz
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Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723
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UncleDave @DaveJPrimo
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antisocialsocialist @gobmentcheese
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
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Kira Kay @kissmefreedom
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Cookie’s Eye Candy ... @sfreeze6
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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postmodern baseball �... @TomSchally
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Sold It To The Cat @howistuck
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Cuddly Bear @jsmith2777
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We Are Grandparents @WeRGrandparent
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Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey
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Katie Oxman 🏹 @drkoxman
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Justin Cider @PantsDonkey
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the generic eric @genericeric75
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Brandi Ramos @Brand7Ram0s
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alexa @TheWoodenslurpy
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Troubleshooting fish ... @malnutritional
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Bob Heller @Bob_Heller
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several onions @Amusitr0n
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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Me Talk Pretty @patty_penis
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DrunjAF @DrunjAF
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Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio
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stanley behrman @stanleybehrman
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@[email protected]... @philmann
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Midnight Cowboy 🇺�... @cowboyjeffkent
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Jon @jon_bamler
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novidy @bampvio
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t @w_t__w
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Peace Love Music @Ulrika_H
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*Professor Varien* @___Prof_V___
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