Fairy Nuff 🧚♂️🥂 @FlightyF
Frozen but with extra toppings https://t.co/pezlbGoUx8 4CD1236 🐜 The bottom of your garden Joined June 2018-
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Is this just a British thing?
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This is as bad as “It’s always in the last place I’ve looked!” Well obviously, you won’t keep looking after you’ve found it!
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