Amie with an ie @HeyAmie
Wife, Mom, Runner, Singer, Reader, Writer, Farmer, Juggler, Sarcasm Extraordinaire twitter.com/search/from:he… Fields of Green Joined May 2009-
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pretty impressed by how easily I can talk myself into having a little treat and taking a little nap
I will never turn down a sugar cookie with icing.
So weird that January lasted 75 years and April lasted 12 seconds.
If you give me another chance, I just know I can make things worse.
I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, "Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing."
If you sleep wrong and your neck hurts all day, everyone has to know about it.
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?
Imagine graduating from high school 30 years ago. It’s me. I did that. 😒
Sundays were made to lay on bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday.
i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch
good morning. i’m ready to face the day and take everything personally.
My mom found out today that I don’t have a checkbook and she is quite upset about it.
I didn’t make any plans today because it was supposed to rain all day and now it’s not supposed to rain all day and I have nothing to do. Send help.
When I say I just need to take a “quick shower” what I mean is my regular length shower.
I hold everyone accountable for their actions, we grown you meant that.
Melinda Howard @MelindaHoward4
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14K Followers 12K Following Marathon/Ultra Runner. A great performance does not require a big stage.Angela JL @AngeJayne77
6K Followers 3K Following Solicitor. Mum of 3. Runner FV45🏃🏼♀️Rotherham Harriers. PBs - 5k 22:03; 10k 45:15; HM 1:41:42; 30k 2:40:45; marathon 3:55:17.Camille Herron 🦸�.. @runcamille
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3K Followers 3K Following Hoping to outrun Father Time, knowing I can't. Twelve 26.2's, JFK 50 finisher, 213-mile race finisher, did a tribute to Terry Fox (3339 miles in 143 days).Lee kemp @Leekemp29Kemp
12K Followers 7K Following over 200 races #Ukrunchat ambassador 32 marathons 9 ultra marathons national running show ambassador protein rebel ambassadorLee Robin 🏃♀�.. @Lee_Robinrunner
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40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kMiles For Mike @miles_for_mike
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1K Followers 5K Following huge fan of all Notre Dame sports , Reds, Pacers and Colts. If there's a beach, I need to be there. I post a lot of pictures of my Great Pyrenees Hudson.Anthony Bridgford @AnthonyBridgfo1
348 Followers 5K FollowingChris Hull @Chrisahull
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109 Followers 1K Following Lifestyle | Travel | Gratitude 🙏 🕺Enjoying life's party 🎉 ✈️# World # traveller 🧳 The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone🌎HawksGhost1992 @DaGhost1992
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2K Followers 2K Following My goal is to promote Self Love, Body Positivity and Female Empowerment. To show all females that it's ok to be yourself no matter your size, shape or age.BK @BJK000001
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75 Followers 534 Following I SpaceX CEO & CTO 🚘I Tesla CEO & Creator🚀 📊l Angel investor📈 👽I Occupy MARS🌔 🌏I Multiplanetary Life🍃 🚄I Hyperloop Founder 🏢I Boring Company FounderBeatrice Schaer @irongirl41
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0 Followers 6 FollowingCandice @runcandice
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19K Followers 9K Following Mom, attorney, ultrarunner. 4 x Team USA 🥇🥇🥈 24 Hour Team. #SaveWomensSports. NO DMs.Alex Popovics @great2run
14K Followers 12K Following Marathon/Ultra Runner. A great performance does not require a big stage.Camille Herron 🦸�.. @runcamille
42K Followers 2K Following Ultrarunner propelled by tacos & joy 😄🌮🚐✌️| Coach https://t.co/cHWYjwJT5X ⏱| Scientist 👩🔬🦴💪 | @lululemon 🦸♀️ @corosglobal @squirrelsnutbut @goodrrungirlrun🛹🌱 @rungirlrun07
6K Followers 6K Following Just a girl named Joyce who loves to run and wants truth & justice. Former Triathlete #Deafgirlsrule #runningpunks #goodr Team #SquirrelsNutButter TeamJulie @juliejamjar
9K Followers 551 Following marathon runner in New Zealand. hate running...love food...21.1k x 14 | 42.2k x 3. 🇳🇿 [email protected]Michele Heller @rdrnnr73
4K Followers 2K Following Master marathon runner x 16. Hoping to do all fifty states and all six marathon majors. Happily married Mom. Injinji ambassador (link below).@arthursmcdonald @ArtMcDonald420
3K Followers 3K Following Hoping to outrun Father Time, knowing I can't. Twelve 26.2's, JFK 50 finisher, 213-mile race finisher, did a tribute to Terry Fox (3339 miles in 143 days).Amelia Boone @ameliaboone
62K Followers 1K Following 4x Obstacle Racing World Champion. Ultrarunner. Attorney. Eating Disorder Awareness. Happiest not wearing pants.Ronnie Willis @rwillis2916
10K Followers 7K Following Married with 4 kids & 2 grandkids. #TrailRunning #LCHF #Keto #NSNG. No politics! Not a sugar daddy! Don't DM me your Only fans link! 🚫Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kMiles For Mike @miles_for_mike
5K Followers 5K Following Honoring my brother, Navy veteran Mike Stephens, on these North Georgia trails. Always representing @SoldierSuicide. #milesformike #StopSoldierSuicideBrent Bateman @bigwaveBB
4K Followers 3K Following Bigwaves NO Bucketlist - it's about living! Faith-Family- Fitness #ironman 140.6 #triathlon 26.2 #runner, Global #travel, 🇺🇸 Army, MSU Bobcat 🏈 #GoCatsGoTrail Gypsy @jenrunsup
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11K Followers 10K Following 68 yrs. old, Qualified for Boston 2015 with 3:27:19; BQ for 2016 with 3:30:30; BQ'd for 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021. @HoneyStinger AmbassadorT-roy @orangetroy1970
3K Followers 2K Following Husband, father, and a runner. I want to enjoy the life that I have. I want to make memories and leave a legacy for my kids that they can pass down.Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2Nita Sweeney, Bestsel.. @NitaSweeney
10K Followers 9K Following A Daily Dose of Now. Make Every Move a Meditation. Depression Hates a Moving Target. You Should Be Writing. Mindfulness Coach. Runner. Mental Health. Dog-mom.Bigmatt @bigmattpaulsen
5K Followers 5K Following Husband/father to 3 men and a dog. Papa to 7! 59 yrs old, 13.1x 8 20k x2 sprt tri x4 Olympic tri x 3 70.3 x 2…SPARK lover! #inspiresomeonetoday #justkeepmovingRyan Zacher @TheZacher
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947 Followers 2K Following 716 is my 🏡 but I come from the 〽️itten. #GoBlue 〽️ and Go Bills 🦬 Hockey Dad-my girl and my goalie 🤔🤔Figuring out what makes me 🙂Michael Werner @Mindtrekker
11K Followers 2K Following Former CEO of SimpleK12. Writer. Publisher. Traveler. Trying to be kinder today than yesterday. (Oh, and completely loco for IU basketball.) Mind how you go.Tim Hundley🗽♥️.. @TimHundley4All
3K Followers 4K Following Husband, Father, Bapa, Brother, Confidant, Empath, PTSD Warrior. Your Life is your Choices. Own them ALL & Follow through. Golden Rule every day. Give Grace!Christen (this is my .. @christen_rexing
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3K Followers 4K Following Husband, father of two, cash crop farmer, cancer survivor. Thamesville, Ontarioerica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞ValleyKit @valleykit
183 Followers 649 Following Hockey, wood working, adventure touring and MotoGP.Bryan @Bdawg_RA_Skulls
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2K Followers 358 Following Ultra-Distance Endurance Cyclist / Kayaking / Skiing / Running. Currently on a journey to rebuild my fitness after suffering a brain haemorrhage.MUThunder @MUThunder0
484 Followers 962 Following 48 fan4 life, 9 fan, NASCAR nut, Steeler, Pirate and Thundering Herd fan. Would rather watch paint dry than see KFB win a race.Super Mark @supermarkusa
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509 Followers 4K Following How do you know where I'm at, when you haven't been where I've been, understand where I'm comin from.Johntytheowl Sports t.. @Theflyingveter1
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685 Followers 328 Following '…how does it feel to BE the play..???’David Zailer @davidzailer
608 Followers 412 Following Grizzled author of DEATH OF A FISHERMAN & a few other books. Founder of Operation Integrity & Faculty with the Leadership Institute. I love 🐕s & 🏍s!Todd J. Pearce @ToddJPearce1
3K Followers 4K Following Omaha native. Baseball fan. Love to laugh and make others laugh. Sports page designer and sports talk radio producer. @Huskers and @Cubs fan til I die!Leggy Del Pain @coffeeandvinyl1
23K Followers 6K Following 🥇Gold Medalist at the 2022 Messy Bitch Olympics. Demotivational Speaker. Shrill Woman.Anna Hitrova @mountains_anna
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5K Followers 5K Following I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbhAndy Glaze @Glazeruns
148 Followers 54 Following Ultrarunner No Meat Athlete Ⓥ 100+ mile week streak - 202 weeksKurt | SigmaRealm @SigmaRealm
1K Followers 2K Following Last Dance. 'Round and around and around and around we go...' Stay true Sue💚Steve Schroeder @Autotrix24
305 Followers 687 Following Owner of Autotrix, an automotive accessory company. Single Dad and Hockey player. I can Cook. Lover of great Food, Wine & Music. 🐾🐾🏒🥅🚨🍕🍷👨🏼🍳 🤙🏻KatieAnnSays @KatieAnnSays
342 Followers 1K Following Still me. Performer 4 life. Techie 4 Work. MBA & proponent of women's equality. Opinions r mine. If ya call me Katie, I hope u aren't expecting an answer.Boss Hog @WokenKurt
4K Followers 4K Following I tweet about sports and weather and whatever else I decide to. #WPS #Runner #Cowboyssilent @x__thr
178 Followers 131 Following Passions of life are technology & human mind. if Life.Goodshit then Life.KeepGoing = 1 endif https://t.co/ONaOPjoYWtDavid Murphy @whatsnextdave
733 Followers 916 Following Healthcare strategy advisor. Hobby jogger. Cubs fan. Living life as a dad in Chicagoland... with a rock and roll soundtrack.Christine Obert @cdpsolutions1
2K Followers 2K Following I used to be a scientist. Since I hit menopause, now I’m a mad scientist. Go Cougs. https://t.co/dc7XhKyIjMF. Scott Fitz Jesse (.. @FScottFitzJesse
8K Followers 6K Following I'm just here to make fun of myself.Gemma 💫☕️ @gemc888
3K Followers 2K Following I like mountains and physics and good times. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way”- Voltaire. No DMs.Jerry The Younger @JerryWyCo
2K Followers 3K Following Maker of Good Trouble. KC guy living in Chicago. Always rollin with my Chiefs, Royals, Jayhawks and Blackhawks. Chronic podcast starter.Jeff Jones @jjonescpa1
1K Followers 2K Following Father, Husband, Jazz, Braves, 49rs, RSL, Cougars, Legos, Tacos and Hiking “Catch people doing good things”. Wanna be runner@HeyAmie I’ve never turned down a plain one, so you can imagine my enthusiasm when offered an iced one.
@HeyAmie Especially if I have a nice cup of coffee with it.
He died doing what he loved: commuting to work on a pogo stick
pretty impressed by how easily I can talk myself into having a little treat and taking a little nap
So weird that January lasted 75 years and April lasted 12 seconds.
If you give me another chance, I just know I can make things worse.
I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, "Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing."
Should I call you or should we quickly resolve this with 200 text messages?
What do you call someone who attacks you when you’re happy?
If you sleep wrong and your neck hurts all day, everyone has to know about it.
Ask yourself, Should something be said, should it be said by me, and should it be said now.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is read a book in the park
@HeyAmie @johnhug24075715 The egg. The egg seems to be a constant in many species before a chicken evolved to be a chicken
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
@rjkeats_98 I was actually thinking his face hasn’t changed one bit!
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
From @tenjunkmiles - nailed it 😆🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️! #lululemonFURTHER
Went out this morning dressed for a polar expedition and it's turned out very nice indeed. That'll be Summer almost done now then?