knowone @HowSoonIsNar
existing in the wrong dimension Joined December 2011-
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Me: So you sell real estate? Agent: yes [gets up from his chair and angrily folds his newspaper] all of the estates I sell are real
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BRAIN SURGEON: I'm afraid you have a warped mind. There's nothing I can do. PINOCCHIO: [sobbing] Tell my family I love them! [nose extends]
Twitter inspires the greatest most pointless thoughts thought.
This very tweet brought about world peace. You're welcome.
I'd rather live than die. Thankfully I don't get to decide.
This is the last tweet I hope you waste your life reading.
I care less about another's opinion than this barely significant tweet
Life is deathless time and no one is brave enough to be authentic. Goodnight 2017
Tweets that are 140 characters must be real good actors.
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Nothing lasts forever. And that's both the good and bad news.
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Some wanker attacked me with a bat in the park last night. To be fair, I was amazed that he had managed to train it so well.
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#MayweathervMcgregor it is time for Moe to make his big entrance...
Value your values and love love. Good night no one in particular X
I am off to sleep Many dreams await me there Also when I wake #haiku
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Gonna be a great fight tonight! Who y'all got??? #MayweathervMcgregor
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