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My Adjectives: Bitchy, Dorky, Tired ..... I just want to look like my Netflix profile pic. twitter.com/search/?q=from… 671 Lincoln Boulevard Joined June 2014-
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Did you know that muting Teams and Outlook notifications at work gets rid of that white noise in your head and improves your mental health? Follow me for more work life balance hacks. ✌️
I always keep my status on Teams as appear offline so I didn't even notice it shit the bed.
Anyone else just stopped worrying about talking over people on Teams? Yes I heard you talking, no you didn't cut out. I just can't with you.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except anyone that was able to get their eggs to peel correctly for the deviled eggs .....
Time doesn't heal any wounds, it sits quietly by then reminds you that you're still very much drowning in your grief.
I don't know the difference between Backstreet Boys, NSYNC and New Kids On The Block.... I said what I said
Am I the only one that had to look up what fudge rounds were?
You weren’t born to just pay bills and die
I guess.....X marks the spot then. Cool Cool
I always have loved a good kitchen sink. 😜
If you're in a scavenger hunt and need the signature of someone who wakes up having to pee but then falls back asleep because he won't get up to pee then has a subsequent dream about going to pee then wakes up again damn near peeing himself, I'll be home.
If flipping your kids off was a federal crime, I would have just shattered the record for number of weeks at #1 on America's Most Wanted list.
Running would be an awesome way to stay healthy and active if it didn't involve running.
If these damn snowflakes fuck with my Wordle and cancel it over today's word I'm going to lose my shiitake mushrooms. It's a real thing a-holes, even if it hurts your feelings. As soon as I got the word, I fucking knew it.
I've checked Twitter more in the last 3 days than I have in years. Feels like home again.
One of my biggest flexes - I've never been to a Costco.
It's my official unsubscribe day. Always feels good to purge that fat. ✌️
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@Playing4Second Is this a euphemism or the little Debbie snacks?
Got a henna tattoo at the beach and it looks like a seagull shit on my arm. FML
12, a Swifty, doesn't like it when I quote Taylor Swift lyrics to her such as "you need to calm down you're being too loud"
Gen X guys: Phoebe Cates on the diving board in slow motion triggered puberty. Millennial guys: ?
You weren’t born to just pay bills and die
August 13th Morris Farm Market Currituck NC Free Admission Food and drinks available 1:30pm-2:30pm Many more shows to follow. Don't stress it if it's a long drive for you. I'll be coming to your town soon.
Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
If you're in a scavenger hunt and need the signature of someone who wakes up having to pee but then falls back asleep because he won't get up to pee then has a subsequent dream about going to pee then wakes up again damn near peeing himself, I'll be home.
If flipping your kids off was a federal crime, I would have just shattered the record for number of weeks at #1 on America's Most Wanted list.
Running would be an awesome way to stay healthy and active if it didn't involve running.
@Playing4Second "I'm Batman" is my safe word.
@Playing4Second It's a word!! They can all mind their own business!!
@Playing4Second I mean how isn’t a Cuban Canadian Texan always the right answer??
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The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all
For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally