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GOOD. GREAT. GRAND. WONDERFUL. EVERYBODY ON THE BUS https://t.co/glzMoTuoeZ Ontario, Canada Joined January 2011-
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Self checkout screen asked me to review the store. Well, you didn’t have the two things I came in for and I cut myself on a shelf so I think I’ll skip it today.
i’m finding this year after year thing pretty tedious & have decided i no longer have time for it
The invitation said "until: ?" I've been at this bbq for 6 years.
My family has started a 2000 piece puzzle. I’m gonna need you guys to stop by and find all the gray pieces with blue on them.
Headset on. Talking into my headset. Coworker standing beside me awkwardly- “hey are you on a call?”
A simpler time, when only some of hell would break loose.
Bubly is interesting, they’ve got flavours like peach and orange, but the ingredients are carbonated water and “natural flavours”. Okay, so like peaches and oranges?
sewing a quilt made out of nicotine patches
Well, I’ve settled on a wall calendar. So that’s handled.
When basketball players flex both biceps after getting the ball in the net, like how heavy is that basketball? Must be pretty heavy.
eating ice cream every time i want a smoke i’m swelling i’m swell things are going swell
Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face
trying to turn feeling like I got hit by a truck into something positive
Babe you keep knocking the drinks over with your puffy coat
Holy shit, you guys, I got to use my car’s extended warranty.
why the fuck does my furnace smell like Cocoa Puffs
Mom’s spaghetti, winter’s about to get heavy (putting on my snowsuit) you get me
My God, the weather outside IS frightful. It's all coming true.
Married couple out jogging together like their new year’s resolution is to get a divorce.
My vibe? Being on a fifth round of trying to scrub burnt food off a cookie sheet and slowly starting to give up on life and everything it has to offer.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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waking up to an alarm at 5pm and not knowing what day it is or which planet you’re on
i’m finding this year after year thing pretty tedious & have decided i no longer have time for it
I’m an elder Millennial. That’s my emotional support piece of clothing I bought from Forever 21 in 2007 that doesn’t fit me anymore.
My family has started a 2000 piece puzzle. I’m gonna need you guys to stop by and find all the gray pieces with blue on them.
I cannot believe it’s been a year since I had to say goodbye to my best friend, my soul baby. I love you always, Danka.
A simpler time, when only some of hell would break loose.
sewing a quilt made out of nicotine patches
Well, I’ve settled on a wall calendar. So that’s handled.
eating ice cream every time i want a smoke i’m swelling i’m swell things are going swell
Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face
trying to turn feeling like I got hit by a truck into something positive
Babe you keep knocking the drinks over with your puffy coat
Holy shit, you guys, I got to use my car’s extended warranty.
why the fuck does my furnace smell like Cocoa Puffs
Mom’s spaghetti, winter’s about to get heavy (putting on my snowsuit) you get me
My God, the weather outside IS frightful. It's all coming true.
My vibe? Being on a fifth round of trying to scrub burnt food off a cookie sheet and slowly starting to give up on life and everything it has to offer.
I bought new winter boots not realizing what I would need was new rain boots
doctor: any other concerns today me: I look ridiculous in this gown