Megan Sweet @MeganSweet57
(she/her) humor writer repped by @highlinelit. once I met a girl named megan sour and it was awkward linktr.ee/megansweet57 Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2009-
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Ever hear a song that hits you so goddamn hard you consider calling out of work?
3 glasses of wine and I’m head banging to reputation🐍
My book proposal is officially out on submission! In the meantime here's an excerpt from one of the essays: Regina George Made Me Gay 💕link.medium.com/O3Ous4SquGb
Has anyone looked into the relationship between participating in church talent shows and being gay now?
I don’t sleep anymore. I just watch tiktoks of tswift easter egg fan theories until I get so overwhelmed that I throw my phone across the room. Blondie is a psycho. I love her. And I love my community.
My Submissions To Tiger Beat Magazine’s Advice Column In 2004 That Never Got Published @SlackjawHumor link.medium.com/zyQx4gfNODb
Everyone knows someone who at least kinda looks like syd from ice age
The only white culture that exists is miming “check” to your server from across the restaurant.
On my way from the subway to my office I walked by the strike rat, a guy taking a picture of his dog shitting in front of the trump building, and a person screaming WHORES at everyone. nyc bby.
In 2004 my dad drove me an hour away to a store that was the last to have livestrong bracelets in stock and that’s when I knew he loved me.
Megan Sweet retweeted
happy bisexual awareness week i am bisexual and i am aware
Shewolf by Shakira is not a real song we all just imagined it
I’m back in my midwestern hometown driving my sisters car fresh out of the Tim Hortons drive thru blasting the Reputation album (which I’ve never gotten to blast whilst behind the wheel) driving past the house of the guy I lost my virginity to. I am so powerful.
Texting my mom telling her who people are during award shows is a full time job
Fuck marry kill, Cupid shuffle, the wobble, the cha cha slide
I don’t have the emotional strength to watch Zoey 102
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girls when they've never been a natural all they do is try
the opposite of a mojo dojo casa house
girls when they were ahead of the curve the curve became a sphere, fell behind of their classmates and they ended up here
girls when they knew everything at 18 but nothing at 22
My entire personality for 2023.
not “troy bolton” just troy like cher or madonna
Troy's "Bet On It" has now surpassed 100 million streams on Spotify.
@MeganSweet57 I’ve been thinking and laughing about this tweet all day
me packing to go on a 3 day holiday
Karma takes all my friends to the eras tour! @bestwornapology @VitteBit @AHAJ_ @magicalbymariss @blakeerose13 @taylornation13 #MeAndKarma #TSTheErasTour
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
Ozempic? I’m on the Polly Pocket diet (I only chew Polly Pockets but I can chew as many Polly Pockets as I want).
@MeganSweet57 you are kim possible u are not the mole rat
Can you imagine a White Lotus set in the Wisconsin Dells
If you go into a Joann Fabrics and ask for Joann they will bring her out. She is emaciated and terrified and it’s your job to save her
Had a job interview for a position I would really have a lot of fun doing so please send good vibes that they pick me🥰🤝😅
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