MillyMo @SubliminalMess
tweeting like no one is reading Surburbia Joined March 2011-
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Probably don't ask me for relationship advice. "I don't know... Stab him or something."
Never feel guilty for moving on from someone who had ample opportunity to treat you better but chose not to. You owe them nothing - personally or professionally. Your worth doesn’t shrink to fit someone else’s failure to realize it. Move on.
Welcome to your 40’s: it’s pretty much ten years of people saying wait until you’re 50.
The news coming out of the United States is horrific. My heart goes out to the millions of American women who are now set to lose their legal right to an abortion. I can’t imagine the fear and anger you are feeling right now.
Name one person you personally know who got salmonella from eating raw cookie dough, or shut up and hand me a spoon.
As a mother of a 3 year old, my hobbies include watching anything other than Cocomelon and not getting pregnant again.
Two guys were just checking me out. It was because I had a mustard blob on my boob, but still…
I hope with all my heart that Trump refuses to leave the White House on Jan 20, and I hope with all my heart that they live-stream what happens next
Does anyone know where I can get a bag of dicks locally in Denver metro? ...Like just a bunch of plastic ones. I don’t have time to order online. It’s for my jerk neighbor who can go eat a bag of dicks. And yes I’m putting them in a bag on his porch along with a plate & fork 💜
I’m much smarter than my dating history would lead you to believe.
In case anyone was wondering why I'm always late, I present to you exhibit A. #mykidsadick
@realDonaldTrump I wonder what it's like to live in a country where the head of government isn't trying to kill people. it must be nice
I see people my age climbing mountains. I feel good when I get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance
2020 is like being barefoot and discovering where your cat threw up on the carpet
The important thing is that I was right and you had to look it up.
Welcome to Twitter. A psychotic and annoying reply guy will be appointed to you shortly.

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