zak orth @ZakOrth
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You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
Being a grown man dressed like this going up a lil erector set ladder because students disagree with the genocide…2nd grader ass fascism
Being a grown man dressed like this going up a lil erector set ladder because students disagree with the genocide…2nd grader ass fascism
Defund the fucking police
@themichaelcaine My name. Is Michael Caine. These are. My DV. D's.
My favorite Montalban is probably Ricardo.
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using https://t.co/atna9ZInEj
Absolutely insane footage of the NYPD entering Columbia University. It’s endless.
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Every so often I remind people about the best tweet ever written.
Every so often I remind people about the best tweet ever written.
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/3xY3X1R
Girlfriend caught me googling “nyc acting jobs” the other day and it felt like the time my dad found Ginuwine on my iPod
kinda wild how quickly the complaints went from "student protesters are harassing zionist students" to "student protesters refuse to harass zionists adults who are hanging around campus for some reason"
kinda wild how quickly the complaints went from "student protesters are harassing zionist students" to "student protesters refuse to harass zionists adults who are hanging around campus for some reason"
[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
It’s oh so quiet… shhh… shhh… shhhh…
Check it out 👇 new video
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Hey Columbia protesters! If you’re so proud of what you’re doing, why are you covering your faces?
Being a grown man dressed like this going up a lil erector set ladder because students disagree with the genocide…2nd grader ass fascism
A line of NYPD police officer is waiting to enter the second floor of Columbia University's occupied Hamilton Hall.
Defund the fucking police
@themichaelcaine My name. Is Michael Caine. These are. My DV. D's.
My favorite Montalban is probably Ricardo.
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
Absolutely insane footage of the NYPD entering Columbia University. It’s endless.
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
@toddbarry @ZakOrth “Do you have some dry cereal? Uh huh. Okay good. Now let me ask you this, how’s your milk situation? Okay now buckle up for this next part.”
Every so often I remind people about the best tweet ever written.
Heard a guy *ease* into an Arnold Palmer order: "Do you have iced tea? What about lemonade?"
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/3xY3X1R
I told myself I couldn't play today until I went to the gym and cleaned the house and I did both, which makes it so much sweeter to turn all these knobs now
Girlfriend caught me googling “nyc acting jobs” the other day and it felt like the time my dad found Ginuwine on my iPod
kinda wild how quickly the complaints went from "student protesters are harassing zionist students" to "student protesters refuse to harass zionists adults who are hanging around campus for some reason"
Don’t mind me. Just sitting on a bench reading at Vanderbilt next to the “Palestinian Solidarity Encampment” with my huge Israeli flag. They won’t even come have a historical debate with me. #AmYisraelChai #ProudJew #Vanderbilt
[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership
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