Billybong @billycreature
I don't want to influence your opinion of me. favstar.fm/users/billycre… Electric Ave Joined August 2009-
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If they were able to hide those gifts from you, what else is your significant other hiding? #themarrieds
You see 'Eye of God' cloud. I see 'Mother Nature's vulva' cloud.
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I'm not a stalker but I feel like I should tell you that when you wore that shirt on March 13th it looked better with the blue tie.
Ending all of my conversations today with mostly. #aliensday #newt
I scheduled my vacation to start on a Tuesday, therefore making Monday my Friday. Suck it Monday.
So many nice boobies, so little time...
Touché autocorrect. I probably will need a snackcharmer before ever needing a snake charmer in my life...
Wench! Bring me more of this sauce of the apple! ~ medieval 3 years olds
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I can give two fleeks about what Bae thinks I should quit saying in 2016 YOLO
Who else wants to get high and come up with ideas for commercials?
I am not completely sure I can be trusted with the power to purchase 10 snack packs for $10.00
Well Grandpa, when dating sometimes you have to let her go and just say "we don't love them hoes!"
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My favorite thing about living in a high rise apartment. Walking around naked in front of windows. See, I'm a fucking optimist.
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It's amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable.
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My skirts are not too fucking short, my legs are just too fucking long. ~ me to every new HR rep and country club golf pro
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1. A monkey mainly characterized as being cheeky.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/715555767454081029/cg-BhLF6.jpg)
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