Tom @lecroix101
My best friends are my wife and coffee. Wouldn't know what to do without them. East Coast Joined December 2012-
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Made it through a 5hr surgery, post op went awry and lasted 6hrs. In horrible pain and taking all the drugs they’ll give me. Feeding off all the love, amazing support and good vibes from y’all I decided to commemorate it with tats. I think it was a great decision 😉❤️❤️❤️
Brenda @brendarackham7
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Ernestine @partin60ernesti
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Emotional Support GOA.. @SwissArmyWife00
5K Followers 3K Following Happily Married to @whatevegoeshere💕 OK-ish Step-Mom. Cat lady. 🐐 Seen on @buzzfeed @huffpost and @thefunnytweeter
Doc McMuffins @Cynical_Parent
13K Followers 5K Following Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games ❤️/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of Infants
Carbosly @Carbosly
27K Followers 5K Following Mother. Lover. Wondering what happened to the cow in Twister.
Daisy @Daisyldoo
6K Followers 2K Following I used to read and run; now I babysit my kids. Cult of Zee. link to my tweets:
redyellowgreendance �.. @RYGdance
4K Followers 836 Following Mom to two hilariously quotable boys. Link to my tweets: https://t.co/fEivqY0S59
Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom
5K Followers 3K Following Mother of two. Work from home mom. I dabble in writing. This parenting account is my hobby; I’m funny sometimes. #honestmothering
Tammy Purcell @docpurcell
1K Followers 4K Following Writing and tweeting about local government in Louisa, Virginia. Check out my Engage Louisa newsletter on Substack. she/her/hers #BBN
⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍.. @metickleu
18K Followers 8K Following Raggedy Ann in a Barbie world https://t.co/OgxOrzHKoE #fuckcancer My superpower is battling colon cancer.
ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz
19K Followers 5K Following Winging this life. Check back for no helpful tips whatsoever. https://t.co/8mX27QK6yN
Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
28K Followers 3K Following Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
real live mom, PhD (s.. @reallivemom
755 Followers 801 Following One thing I really like to do is nothing.
Emotional Support GOA.. @SwissArmyWife00
5K Followers 3K Following Happily Married to @whatevegoeshere💕 OK-ish Step-Mom. Cat lady. 🐐 Seen on @buzzfeed @huffpost and @thefunnytweeter
TitsforTat 🏳️.. @magicalchaos14
964 Followers 1K Following “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” ~C.S. Lewis
Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective
21K Followers 4K Following I'm organized but not neat. I'm intellectual but not intelligent. I'm frugal but not parsimonious. And I know how to use a thesaurus.
Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
Lessons from the Mini.. @FromMinivan
3K Followers 900 Following Author, freelancer, speaker, attorney, and college application coach. Seen on @Grownandflown @todayparents @fairygodboss @sampsychmeds @red_tricycle and more.
Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence
13K Followers 12K Following Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties
6K Followers 1K Following I don't know what I'm doing either. https://t.co/7L0fQMPoOb
tiffany @lifeattiffanys
5K Followers 1K Following silly ramblings. millennial in granny clothing. obsessed with yarn and naps. she/her queer ND 😷
The Mom at Law® @TheMomAtLaw
4K Followers 968 Following Attorney. Writer. Mom. https://t.co/bymTdaq9Br
That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky
29K Followers 761 Following Smart slut in a capitalist patriarchy ❤️ https://t.co/D5PHwsR8bx
Go Ask Your Dad @_goaskyourdad_
5K Followers 415 Following Wife, but not the trophy kind. Mom and designated babysitter to 4. SAHM, ER nurse. Follow me on IG too!
feminist next door @emrazz
211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.4M Followers 202 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite
6K Followers 2K Following Oh I get it, I get jokes | https://t.co/I2B2VZorjT | Writing, blogging, stay-at-home-yoga mama machine | Author of A Quiet Kiss
Ms. Havisham @MissHavisham
10K Followers 9K Following Imperfection at its finest. https://t.co/7u0QZDHPQm
Science Mom 🔬 @EmSlyce
8K Followers 2K Following Discovering that toddlers and logic don't mix. Seen on @Huffpost @buzzfeed @TODAY_Parents @cheezburger and many more. My tweets are here ⬇️
vision bored @visionbored2
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Your Favorite Gay Mom.. @lezzimomof2
12K Followers 1K Following Married the woman of my dreams. Trying to survive parenthood raising 2 youngins 6 months apart. Here to share life with you all! Check it out @redeftherainbow.
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Mom Bod 🍻🥃 @MomBodontheDL
313 Followers 113 Following This account is dry clean only, which means it is dirty - Mitch, sort of. I occasionally give good alt. @dadbodonthedl is my primary account
SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama
31K Followers 5K Following Mom to the most amazing little human! https://t.co/WSVzjzd1NJ) #fuckcancer
KJ @IDontSpeakWhine
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NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 826 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Moderately Mom @moderately_mom
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Bess Kalb @bessbell
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Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom
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Julie @notquiteJulieT
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31K Followers 10K Following ➡️https://t.co/bcvmJrVcLf Seen in Huffpost,Buzzfeed,Cheezburger,Reader's Digest and more🖋https://t.co/Wv8UFXHX67
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
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Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues
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I know no better arguments for banning AR-15 type semiautomatic rifles Than 400 cops being afraid to take on an 18 year old with one
Happy Terrific Tuesday, my friends. A throwback from last July, I’m on a yacht (I’m fancy 💅🏻😂), soaking up the sun, drinking wine and enjoying great company. I’m happy. I will be happy again! Friday is surgery, 3 days left to go. You’ve all been so wonderful. Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.
6700 protesters arrested in Russia for protesting the war is obvious evidence of an authoritarian police state where dissent is not allowed but 10,000 Black Lives Matter protesters arrested in the US is obviously just serving and protecting.
I like how patriots in Ukraine defend their Capitol, instead of attacking it.
If Ted Cruz were President of Ukraine, he would have been in Cancun yesterday.
John William Waterhouse, “Cleopatra”, 1888.
To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.
The Canadian team is playing FREAKING OLYMPIC HOCKEY in face masks. I never want to hear another dude bro complain about having to wear one in the grocery store ever again.
imagine being so proud of your history that you criminalized learning about it
Black parents need to flood these tip lines with complaints about our history being silenced. We are parents too
“Youngkin also touted a tip line for parents to report to the state any school officials they find to be behaving objectionably — including teaching ‘divisive’ subjects” washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2022/…
When kids get super excited for Christmas they start to sound like drunks that need to be cut off at a bar. My kids are sloppy dancing, slurring their words and making up songs like “Rudolph the Blue-Nosed Reindeer” and “Here Comes Poopy Claus.” Parenting is wild my friends.
“Mom, there’s a boy at school that says he wants to be a girl” “How do you feel about that?” “It’s not my business to feel anything, is it?”
So Texas, wearing a piece of cloth on your face is an infringement on your freedoms but a woman who is raped and impregnated by a family member must carry that baby to term as made a legal requirement by the government... what happened to all that about “medical freedoms”?
cancer isn’t contagious, you dumb fuck
1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school has closed. And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.
Americans who are vaccinated and eligible for a booster, need to use this time to get their boosters. Those who are not vaccinated, should get vaccinated.
I’m not quite sure what vim is but I’m pretty sure I’m full of it.
A hoodie so big, I call it a dress and go with it.
Not much sadder than when a for now girl thinks she's a forever girl.
"so I read between the lines and it's about my political agenda isn't it...."
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