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only problem with jokes about politics, people often take it on their favorite political party
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Experiencing day and night simultaneously during an Alaska cruise.
Faith in Humanity Restored!! ❤️
You have to die a few times before you can really live.
I guess the sun fading over the horizon while we watch never gets old
european work culture really needs to be pervasively accepted as the global standard
Jitna mein non serious hu molvi saab nikkah walay din mujh se 6 baar confirm karein gy k kahin mazak to nae kar raha
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