Daveastated @Daveasstated

alt for @daveastated United Kingdom Joined May 2023

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sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1

19 hours ago

I don't want flying cars in this age. The rich are gonna be living in the sky throwin' their trash out the window.. I'm gonna be dodging Botox needles walking to the 3d printed food store

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

9 hours ago

@EdgarPoop1 When's the first Fly-thru gonna open?

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

5 days ago

I'm from Engbland* *the b is silent

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

3 weeks ago

🎶I want to swim, from the chandelier🎶 - Sia on the Titanic, probably.

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

a month ago

@PhilipJFried So close

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

a month ago

What will happen when the stoppable force meets the movable object?

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

a month ago

@EdgarPoop1 You need to reduce those emissions.

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Daveastated @Daveasstated

a month ago

My main account @Daveastated has been hacked and I no longer have access. X doesn't seem willing or able to help me retrieve my account so feel free to ignore, block, unfollow.

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Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux

4 years ago

In Canada the drinking age is 5 and half years old

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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

4 years ago

Three Dog Night sang that Jeremiah was a Bullfrog. What weird experiments did this guy go through ?!

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Maggie 🌞 @lilacbloom226

12 Followers 517 Following Send me your cutest message... let’s see where the chat goes 🍯

Peachy Girl @peachygloww90

14 Followers 152 Following Cute & worth the risk

Olympe @puffybow709

10 Followers 858 Following i love pokemon

Anthony McHats @TheHatStore

3K Followers 442 Following wheelie popper

Enola Emanon @EnolaEmanon

2K Followers 1K Following My name is Troy. I used to be a lot cooler.

Birdie Girl @BirdiePanda

3K Followers 1K Following space-based human menagerie

✨Donna✨ @kt_lovesmovies

2K Followers 283 Following She/Her. Hippie Witch Shit. Leo. 5’10”. Let’s talk about TV. Show me your pet pics. Disclaimer: I love himbos.

💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2

274K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼‍♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯 no DMs

Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred

27K Followers 7K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1

16K Followers 2K Following one foot out the door ~ https://t.co/jhjASuBIgK

Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort11

3K Followers 1K Following Fun sucker. Not a personal trainer. Popeye calfs. I just say things. Was funny once back in 2021.

Blues Clues @BluesyClusey

10 Followers 10 Following Alt for @BerrymoreBlue

rat wizard @Im_The_Slime

3K Followers 1K Following 8 billion dollar dm fee

Sprinkles the clown �... @fozzie4prez

3K Followers 2K Following we laughed, we cried, we went home happy.

NoContextMk @N0ContextMk

63 Followers 246 Following Mk without context. In other words, Mk. DM submissions.

MeganMcDoingTheDilla�... @MeganMcD411

807 Followers 613 Following Megan doing Megan things.

Mr Horse @ln0217

12K Followers 12K Following No sir, I don’t like it

fleetwood jac @altitudinarians

320 Followers 272 Following your shining autumn ocean crashout or whatever it is stevie nicks said

𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 ... @blueeyesgreene

10K Followers 3K Following let's get out of here ☁️: https://t.co/LvCPQHcNOj more tweets @ link ⤵️

One Dog's Opinion �... @onedogsopinion

2K Followers 932 Following I’m the dog you met at that party

Musician, former co-host of the Austin Rugby Podcast, ex-pat Welshman and big fan of Jesus. my views are my own - and, boy, can they be stupid at times.

Norris McTweeter @kaupow

237 Followers 1K Following Musician, former co-host of the Austin Rugby Podcast, ex-pat Welshman and big fan of Jesus. my views are my own - and, boy, can they be stupid at times.

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

SMJ @Shubha_Joshi

146 Followers 885 Following (management) student; aspiring entrepreneur, diplomat, writer // Instagram : shubhajoshi_

eLeni @eleniZarro

15K Followers 1K Following Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. 🐎 💜

🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912

11K Followers 4K Following sparkle goth. professional goober. millennial. halfie. heina.

Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet

5K Followers 5K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️🚗🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple. 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣

heatinjail @heatinjail

50 Followers 58 Following yeah

HauntedTrishHeap 🇵... @trishimal25

6K Followers 2K Following Reply girl featured on the Wheat Thins FB page. I used to tweet jokes. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Jennifer @AlsoHaunted

62 Followers 77 Following

Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer

3K Followers 2K Following Haunted.

“mary” so scary @maryjsayswhat

1K Followers 1K Following based on a true story

peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta

8K Followers 2K Following getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.

Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack

11K Followers 4K Following duck, duck, goose

pantless papple @pantless_papple

5K Followers 484 Following twitter darling

cella @cellapaz

10K Followers 2K Following i’m a piece of work

Mal @TheRealPalMal

8K Followers 3K Following Same handle on Blue. My tweets only: https://t.co/kbzCt7nik0

❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared

9K Followers 2K Following Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! He/Him BLM

🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin

6K Followers 2K Following paypal: [email protected]

Matty @bestestname

17K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.

Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks

8K Followers 3K Following Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/qLDJZH3oFp

Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc

5K Followers 2K Following Here I come, marching to the beat of my own dumb

mike☺︎ (scary joe... @PhilipJFried

5K Followers 3K Following extremely normal

Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort11

3K Followers 1K Following Fun sucker. Not a personal trainer. Popeye calfs. I just say things. Was funny once back in 2021.

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

76K Followers 396 Following Does this look infected?

Trouble @troubleinheels1

10K Followers 5K Following An extrovert who’s just too tired to vert at all.

Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

11K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, enjoy fav tweets - https://t.co/ZTBRD9FUz8

eLeni @eleniZarro

15K Followers 1K Following Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. 🐎 💜

Daft Pun @AllanForsyth

7K Followers 3K Following Undefeated loser.

ONE HALF OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS W/ @MilfordBrimlee

Future Space Lizard.

TERFS AND NAZIS CAN EAT SHIT.

Married to @shadyshyguy1
🔞 IM 37

#SFGiants

The Lizard Queen 🦎... @LexoLuthoro

2K Followers 842 Following ONE HALF OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS W/ @MilfordBrimlee Future Space Lizard. TERFS AND NAZIS CAN EAT SHIT. Married to @shadyshyguy1 🔞 IM 37 #SFGiants

Lori @Cornjerker78

9K Followers 3K Following

One Dog's Opinion �... @onedogsopinion

2K Followers 932 Following I’m the dog you met at that party

as seen in @ThePoke, @Huffpost, @cheezburger, @BoredPanda, @BuzzFeed, one of top 40 tweets of 2020 in the @ChicagoTribune, @ReadersDigestCA

🇨🇦SueCorvette�... @suecorvette

12K Followers 4K Following as seen in @ThePoke, @Huffpost, @cheezburger, @BoredPanda, @BuzzFeed, one of top 40 tweets of 2020 in the @ChicagoTribune, @ReadersDigestCA

@natesmith.dev on bsk... @perlhack

19K Followers 5K Following @natesmith.jawns.club BLM. He/Him.

Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil

15K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://t.co/cVlfPJFRBK

🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912

11K Followers 4K Following sparkle goth. professional goober. millennial. halfie. heina.

Jennifer @AlsoHaunted

62 Followers 77 Following

Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet

5K Followers 5K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️🚗🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple. 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣

McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen

29K Followers 2K Following flagrantly mediocre.

failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77

16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

A Dad Influence @gbergan

8K Followers 2K Following I notice things.

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 2K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •

rogue scone @fckboyseatpizza

ghost 👻 @GhostyyyBabeee

1K Followers 1K Following dead inside from life experience & working in healthcare. 💫

Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred

27K Followers 7K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Sweets🍬🍭 @Sweets_tweets__

6K Followers 3K Following idgaf. make something up. keep it classy tho. because I'm classy AF. Stiletto bish professional Jello Wrestler 💅🏼💥🤍🍸🔨

boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5

5K Followers 2K Following On the trail of humour. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world.

sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1

16K Followers 2K Following one foot out the door ~ https://t.co/jhjASuBIgK

heatinjail @heatinjail

50 Followers 58 Following yeah

✨Donna✨ @kt_lovesmovies

2K Followers 283 Following She/Her. Hippie Witch Shit. Leo. 5’10”. Let’s talk about TV. Show me your pet pics. Disclaimer: I love himbos.

Old as hell and happily divorced. Amateur woodworker. Fluent in apathy and sarcasm. NOT A GOAT. God, I hate it here.

I have no idea what I'm doing

Nubbin00 @nubbin00_

377 Followers 1K Following Old as hell and happily divorced. Amateur woodworker. Fluent in apathy and sarcasm. NOT A GOAT. God, I hate it here. I have no idea what I'm doing

She may not look like much but she can catch a man. So southern Duke's Mayo quoted me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz

nice things I say to ... @meantomyself

26K Followers 7K Following She may not look like much but she can catch a man. So southern Duke's Mayo quoted me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz