Joel @Joelisnotfunny
put gravy on everything including your hurt feelings Canada Joined March 2024-
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Got a copy of the Donald Trump Bible on Kindle. It reads pretty much like the other Bibles out there.
If someone tells you they are a time traveller, they’re a liar. No one with a time machine is visiting this God forsaken time in history.
Healthy 6 ingredient energy muffins: -oats -flour -apples -cinnamon -cocaine -maple syrup
When I’m in Canada, my favorite comic books to read are “Wonder person with a vagina” and “Spider-person with a penis”
Looking for other people wanting to go viral being filmed in a shirtless wrestling match in the foyer of Walmart
I’m all about putting mRNA inside me Meatballs Rice Nachos Aspartame
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a Tiktok video filmed inside their car
Ashley Leavengood @AshleyLeav95024
78 Followers 5K Following
Roslyn Proby @ProbyRosly92156
76 Followers 5K Following
Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.
Velva Mullins @velva23418
77 Followers 5K Following
Phyllis Czapiewski @CzapiewsPhyll
18 Followers 3K Following
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️
Tonia Ross @tonia_ross66443
37 Followers 5K Following
Drunk Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio
22K Followers 16K Following When I drink during a full moon I turn into an unawarewolf. IG @elgatoesmio
Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt
23K Followers 14K Following dad. spouse. rustic. humorist. tweetsman. time-lapse thinker. gambler. vibes. vapes. cats. psychics. metaphysics. road trips.
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Jessi 💫 @its_jessi_grace
66K Followers 13K Following I don't wanna brag, but I made someone smile today ♥ Please dm for credit or removal | No other dms please #KindnessMatters
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Rock⚡️God @redpawn3
8K Followers 5K Following An actual Rock⚡️God. Open and notorious declaration since 2010.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
swollenvoice @swollenvoice
7K Followers 4K Following Jokes are meant to be told, heard and laughed at. I am the speed reading champ among dyslexic 1st graders.
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️
Shreya @Shreya_teee
3K Followers 3K Following Be your own sunshine.. Globetrotter || Reader || Nature lover || 🏳️🌈🌈
McDad @mcdadstuff
9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️
Marly @VerbsRProudest
10K Followers 5K Following Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin
Globalnews.ca @globalnews
920K Followers 289 Following Breaking Canadian news with a fresh perspective on local & international headlines 🚨YT: https://t.co/ZNfHkcI2Pk 🚨 TikTok: https://t.co/accIYMdCHe
Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre
949K Followers 1K Following MP for Carleton, @CPC_HQ leader, running to be Prime Minister of Canada - Député de Carleton, chef du @PCC_HQ, candidat au poste de premier ministre du Canada
Maxime Bernier @MaximeBernier
274K Followers 10K Following Chef du @ppopulaireca / Leader of the @peoplespca
Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau
6.6M Followers 909 Following Father, @liberal_party Leader, 23rd Prime Minister of Canada. | Papa, chef du @parti_liberal, 23e premier ministre du Canada.
The New York Times @nytimes
55.2M Followers 879 Following News tips? Share them here: https://t.co/ghL9OoYKMM
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.7M Followers 585 FollowingHaven’t posted any sort of update in a while. I’m still around 135 lbs down from 330 on the left and still working on getting stronger before cutting more. School is almost over and this will be a focus again. Heaven is for closers.
Confirmation bias is a real thing. Every time I see an internet video claiming cheese makes food better I’m like “hell yeah it does”
If the government thinks they can get away with wasting millions of our dollars on the arrivescam app, they’re about to learn a lesson in pain
Thanks to @sasktoday for writing the nice article about me sasktoday.ca/central/local-…
Facebook is down, go hug your boomer parents, they some extra validation right now.
How am I supposed to catch up on my social media at this stop light if you guys keep honking at me
Establish dominance over your coworkers by referring to them as your followers on Microsoft Teams
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