Shannon Haley @MomofMPT
Joined August 2009-
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Summer life when your 3 big siblings all play baseball ⚾️ #KoolSummerSelfie @KoolFMBarrie @PaulSadlon
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The average person sleeps 26 years in their lifetime and I’m just like that sounds amazing when can I start?
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No, officer, no one is being murdered. I just had to rinse the shampoo out of my child's hair.
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20 minutes of every third-trimester dr appointment is me arguing with the nurse about how there’s no way the scale is calibrated correctly
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I hate when I get to work early and my boss isn't even here to see it.
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THERAPIST: What brings you here today? WIFE: His obsession with cats is out of control. ME: *slowly pushes wife off couch*
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Have kids so you can be done with your Christmas shopping & they can hand you their "updated" list which includes nothing you bought.
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I react to the UPS guy delivering my Amazon package the way geese react to people with bread.
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Please keep my 6 year old in your prayers, his sister is copying him.
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According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
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What’s the statute of limitations when you think of a comeback for an insult? Please say 17 years.
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A new black and white photo challenge where you all please stop.
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give me a pen that doesnt look like a flower before i kill myself, Sheryl.
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Do 15 in a 30 near me Sam Hunt, I dare you
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Coworker: are you working hard or hardly working? lol *finger guns* Me: get the fuck away from me
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