Nordick Nonsense @NonsenseNordick
A walking contradiction of superior intelligence, crippling anxiety, and complete ineptitude. Joined July 2019-
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Don't be the kind of guy Jada would marry or Taylor would write about.
Bob Barker didn't die for you not to spay and nueter your fucking pets.
If Black Face is racist why is Woman Face not sexist?
I'll convert to Christianity as soon and yall start tipping servers.
Someone asked me if I was a Democrat and if I was pregnant in the same night. Im not sure which offended me more.
You say we are meeting up at 8pm at 8:01 I'm fucking someone else. Don't disrespect my time.
If your wife stopped sucking your dick after you got married it's because you stopped being suckable after marriage. #ityounotme
Can anyone help poor Lily find her furever home?🐾🐾
Can anyone help poor Lily find her furever home?🐾🐾
Abuse fucks you up. Like I'm just trying to buy deodorant and I have to remember you accosted me over Lavender.
The biggest flaw in human evolution is that the most irresponsible behavior leads to the most reproduction.
Nothing makes my vagina dryer than a guy who pretends to be Libertarian and takes a government job. #Yourenotronswanson
Don't date Men that make you resonate with Taylor Swift songs. #Swifties #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour #Painfullyaccurate
I only faked my orgasm he faked his whole personality.
Fucked up things my ex did.....Insist I take and provide me with illegal weight loss drugs.
Do you call carbonated beverages "pop" or are you wrong?
Stop telling girls how "nice" you are. Ted Bundy seemed nice too we all know how that ended.
Wokeness is basically a Freudian free association game where anything or anyone that can be associated with racism or bigotry in 25 steps or less has to be deleted from society.
Memes. Cultural Revolution.
Women can be intelligent professionals and sexual beings. We don't have to choose.
If I don't get one load of laundry done each day, I am automatically 4 days behind. Math class didn't cover this.
Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
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ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle
24K Followers 11K Following "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #fuckcancer
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24K Followers 11K Following "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #fuckcancer
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If your wife stopped sucking your dick after you got married it's because you stopped being suckable after marriage. #ityounotme
Shout out to the Democratic party for running the only candidates that could even have a chance of losing to Donald Trump. @JoeBiden @HillaryClinton
Men who have "Man Caves" aren't getting enough head.
If you want to believe in the Bible I strongly suggest not reading the Bible.
America. Land of the highest incarceration rates, home of the never-ending strip malls.
Elon Musk: "I'm trying to help save the planet by making awesome electric cars" Woke Lefties: "yeah but you're making money by saving the planet you evil capitalist bastard" @elonmusk #Tesla #shortshorts #GoElon
Do you call carbonated beverages "pop" or are you wrong?
@retired_sd @GovKristiNoem Remember last month when you were certain the forest was gonna burn down and everyone was gonna get Corona at Mt Rushmore? Good times, good times, don't you ever get tired of being angry all the time?
@GovKristiNoem We need herd immunity, not herd mentality!
@GovKristiNoem You seem to be one of the few politicians with their 💩 together.
@GovKristiNoem Leadership is dead; you are one of the few out there who is showing any leadership. Among governors, you are the only one.
@GovKristiNoem @NanHayworth Seriously considering moving to SD so I can start my farm, work remotely for my med. research company, and raise a family in a grounded community.
@GovKristiNoem Yes! Thank you for having a brain, I don’t understand what has happened to our politicians assuming responsibility for my health.
@GovKristiNoem Dont you dare cave to the leftist mob. Your one of the few politicians we have left brave enough to stand up to their BS.
@GovKristiNoem Folks might listen better if they could rely on politicians & media pundants for TRUTH. But Alas, its all lies: *Cooked books on COVID cases *Fabricated media hysteria *Expert models/ predictions 100% wrong *False Russian narratives You have cried “wolf” too many times! 🙄
@GovKristiNoem It’s actually a Marxist tactic for control...thank you for valueing freedom and individual responsibility
Here we go again... As I said months ago, the call to apply a one-size-fits-all approach to #COVID19 is herd mentality; it's not leadership.
@SiphoKolanisi1 @_Didintle_m Haiiii maan Voetsek can't we just congratulate her she just got the job after years of searching awume sqefe......
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