P-dog @backwoodsmando
this train ain’t gonna wreck itself... twitter.com/search/from:@b… Dock of the bay, MI Joined July 2009-
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If you can’t recognize a photoshopped pic this is your fact checking app.
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I just want to drink beer and watch Jurassic Park.
Your honor the DEFENDANT is not prepared for trial today. He has a really bad cramp.
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Clean sheets and cancelled plans are two of my favorite things.
For some reason I’ve been thinking about Citizen Kane and William Randolph Hearst’s efforts to surpress its release and now I’m hoping I live long enough to see a six part series paralleling the tragic tale of DJT.
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@driscoll1142 You can’t be president from prison.
There are very few singular pinnacles in anything, especially sports. Today Scotty Scheffler is the best golfer on the planet. None of his colleagues will dispute it.
It’s just possible that I see quality in most people. One thing won’t disqualify them. I really like people who get up and go to work even when it hurts.
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We must always fight for community over chaos, votes over violence, laws over lies, democracy over autocracy. And for the blessings of peace.
The flowers are blooming like nothing is wrong. They look confident. It’s nice.
Every couple of years we get dragged into politics. Or not. It’s a choice, really.
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Just know I'm here for you. Kidding, I don't even know what day it is.
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My 90 days as a temp are up this week. Kinda nervous about my job offer.
Did I tell y’all by the end of next month I’ll be debt free? Well, except for a house payment and two car payments? People had to die to make this happen, but I’m so excited to not be stressed out all the time.
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Just woke up in a wet spot. It was drool but still.
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@backwoodsmando @BipolarBearDick I didn’t. A few extra grand isn’t worth the trouble it will cause down the road. Penalties would eat up any interest I could gain. Meh
I’m painting my toenails so this better be important.
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Just know I'm here for you. Kidding, I don't even know what day it is.
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