Tweeterreader38 @tweeterreader38
IG: Tweeterreader @chewstroke is my ride or die http://t.co/jwmFkhFjb0 favstar.fm/users/tweeterr… Joined June 2015-
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Whenever someone says something is "obligatory", I just laugh to myself and roll my eyes because I have no idea what that word means.
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Like a crab that loses a claw and has to hunt with its weak hand, that's how I feel when you stop me from saying “that’s what she said”
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I guess ur right it's not politically correct when I call her my half sister but she doesn't have any legs so like what's the word for that?
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I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds "plants"
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The cop asked "where you headed?" I was like "Dude I don't even know where I'm at"
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Many people don't know this, but it's possible to read something you don't agree with on the internet and simply move on with your life.
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*holds flashlight up to face* ...and we would run to answer the phone not knowing who was calling! *4 kids scream, 2 vomit*
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The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
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*Calls in fat*
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Not to color your opinion of me, but I am neither a baller nor shot caller.
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true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own
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That awkward moment when you are running and your boobs are bouncing.... And you're a guy
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If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness.
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Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.
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The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous.
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I'm pretty sure I use less of my brain than the recommended daily allowance.
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