👻🎃MrNarwhal🎃👻 @Mrnarwhal93
I’m a narwhal that tweets what else do you really need to know about me ? shoe size 14 19 inch neck cause I like it thicc! twitter.com/search?q=from%… Inside my own head Joined July 2020-
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When life hands you lemons take it cause they’re fucking expensive now
I have completed 3000 press-ups over the course of May any donations would be much appreciated Fuck cancer! fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/nathans-g…
Watching E.T with the little man and he’s already crying cause E.T didn’t make it back to his ship on time. Love my little sweetheart
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There’s this kid on the bus just sat there saying ‘cheese’ over and over again. I totally get her vibe
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Hello darkness my old friend…oh wait, it’s just Monday
If you see this , QT with a time you felt pretty
If you see this , QT with a time you felt pretty https://t.co/4jGhpswqhM
Photo evidence of my complete birthday gift before my son imagined it as a death shuttle complete with a vacuum
My right ball is swollen and now I have even bigger balls
A photo without your face
A photo without your face https://t.co/VWttDcnWka
300 press-ups down 2700 to go , how I’m going to fit the next 800 in when I’m on AFDs till next Friday we shall see
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Lucifer by Federico Ferro.
Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. I’m doing 100 push-ups a day throughout April to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving research by donating to my page. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/nathans-g…
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this is what i mean when i say i’m a gamer
Post the last pic of yourself
Post the last pic of yourself https://t.co/1H1zfT1wai
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All my favorite people are unhinged
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@Mrnarwhal93 Every day should have cheese strings
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