☼ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓮𝓮𝓃 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓏𝓮𝓁☽ @__AFlawInMyCode
☆_☆𝒮𝓮𝒸𝓇𝓮𝓉 𝒹𝓮𝓈𝒾𝓇𝓮𝓈. 𝒲𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓮𝓁𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓮𝓇. 𝒞𝓸𝒻𝒻𝓮𝓮. ℋ𝓸𝓇𝓇𝓸𝓇. 𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒶𝓈ѫ. #horrorfam #stonerfam #scorpiofam ♏️☀️ ♓️🌙 ♎️⬆️ ӢꚂҒЩ ♭ε⊥ẘεεηяε∀ʟḯ⊥¥&∂яε∀ღ﹩ Joined October 2021-
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☼ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓮𝓮𝓃 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓏𝓮𝓁☽ retweeted
I can see you're upset. Would 50 loose Nerds™ from the bottom of my purse help?
☼ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓮𝓮𝓃 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓏𝓮𝓁☽ retweeted
Kids in the 80’s and 90’s were literally told everyday that if they eat sugar flakes they’ll grow up big and strong like a tiger. Yes, we are fucked up.
☼ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓮𝓮𝓃 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓏𝓮𝓁☽ retweeted
Cat people have the weirdest patronizing opinions of dog people — like “oh, you enjoy love and affection, you weak little bitch?”
☼ℋ𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓮𝓮𝓃 𝒬𝓊𝒾𝓃𝓏𝓮𝓁☽ retweeted
F: Your kids are so polite M: That's bc I smacked them around when they were growing up
ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
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tazz @noneofyours99
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