Danny @brodyfontane
I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Indiana, USA Joined July 2012-
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Not a single one of the scars on my heart is from an enemy
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Your body is not a wonderland, put it away.
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I’m doing a load of red flags, wanna throw yours in?
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Find someone who likes to go to bed at the same time you do.
I’d rather look directly at the sun with a magnifying glass than some of you naked.
Thanks to the sun and moon, people will be more focused on something other than taking pictures of their genitals today.
How many of you hippies are getting eclipse tattoos today?
"If you really want to impress the ladies, tell them how you lost a testicle in a vicious nunchuck battle."
For those of you who can stop after eating one serving of Oreos, tell me, what's it like to be God's favorite?
Spent two days in San Diego at a conference. Glad to be back home!
If you don’t quit you can’t fail. Keep moving forward and refuse to quit! You will fall and when you do you get back up and keep fucking moving forward.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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SamInspired @SamInspired
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Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
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Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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AllAmerican @steveffootball
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CMyBones @CyndiSaidMed
18K Followers 8K Following Adopts greyhounds & loves dogs.Come for the brains, stay for the boobs. Sexy librarian wanna be. https://t.co/2NENF8Ntoe
starmagicsoul @starmagicsoul
11K Followers 7K Following just drinking coffee and tweeting my way through life🤌pug mom 🐶
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
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Thethi @Thethi896660
72 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Nostase @Nostase294037
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Kyomi @Kyomi250387
148 Followers 993 Following I love traveling and meeting people, looking forward to chatting and making many friends 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
oksana glamour @oksanaglamour28
663 Followers 6K Following if you are not here for a serious matter don’t dm me or else I’ll report you
Jessie @jessie_crook55
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Nancie Jason Garrett @NJasonGarrett01
747 Followers 4K Following I want to feel the love again and have a beautiful family living in peace and happy😍😍😍 all the time of my life peace out ,💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Fidelia @MarcHen24067670
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Aguilar fry @MaryjaneThumb
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Kentucky Girl Chronic.. @so_jo01
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Romilly Manwill @RManwill53868
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🌌kristina 🌌 @inurnightdress
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Charlotte @JanethSoph65701
629 Followers 3K Following NO DmS FOR PORN OR ASKING FOR A NAKED YOU WILL BE BLOCKED 💯💯💯💯🚭🚭🚭🚭
Happy Ali 💕💓�.. @Alidawkes1
9K Followers 2K Following 𝘽𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣‘𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝. NO DM’S 😘😘😘 Yorkshire girl.
𝓢ħΔ𝔃𝕫ά�.. @30_08shazza
14K Followers 3K Following An English Rose🌹that loves banter and a good laugh😁Loves 80's stuff 🎹🎶 If easily offended don't follow Me. I'm not as tall as I look lol! NO DM'S 🚫
LG @LGwiscochick
1K Followers 1K Following Green Bay Packers for Life🏈 💚💛 #GoPackGo #GoAvsGo 🏒💙❤️ Love dogs more than humans 🐾 Rescue Momma 🐕 Music is therapy 🎶 Stoner 💚 BPD awareness 🩶
Make me a cuppa @chrlexoxo
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SamInspired @SamInspired
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Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux
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Angie Mac @AngelaMacmill11
148 Followers 662 Following Isfp 🏴 Glasgow Rangers fan WATP 💙 Scorpio ♏️ Taken 💕 Lover of The Script, RA 🎶 Coffee addict
kristen @kristensealy88
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Nikky @Nikky_LFC
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Emma Scott @EmmaScott
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Make me a cuppa @chrlexoxo
4K Followers 3K Following erm... I'll think of something . https://t.co/uITqVe2DYC
Lady @_ladygooch
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Kimmy ✨Kim✨Kim @Fabulous_Kimmy
4K Followers 3K Following midcentury modern, funky fantastic, dog mom becoming who I always should have been, thrifter, poetry writer, lover of NKOTB, the band FLOATER God & positivity!
Kentucky Girl Chronic.. @so_jo01
22K Followers 8K Following Name is Sonya. I’m just a Ky Girl that’s been given a chance to recreate and share a life she loves!! 💙 Don’t follow if you don’t like it spicy 😉
🌌kristina 🌌 @inurnightdress
6K Followers 5K Following Alex Turner's favorite mistress/Samuel L Jackson of moms/B's snotty little muse https://t.co/FXGDC5Fus0
LG @LGwiscochick
1K Followers 1K Following Green Bay Packers for Life🏈 💚💛 #GoPackGo #GoAvsGo 🏒💙❤️ Love dogs more than humans 🐾 Rescue Momma 🐕 Music is therapy 🎶 Stoner 💚 BPD awareness 🩶
Lea @Leaismyname13
3K Followers 1K Following Makeup artist. Love dogs, art & music. I'm into nutrition & workout often ... but only because I have to - not because I like to.😜
Longfellow, Esq. @callmelongfell2
2K Followers 2K Following a voice for the animals. inquire via DM’s about fostering, adopting or donating to homeless animals in Maryland! Slayer of disinformation & lies🗡
💯 Morgan 💯 @tccsoccer19
1K Followers 861 Following Neuro trauma ICU R.N., B.S.N., Seahawks, and working out 👊👊👊
Kayla aka SteelersGal.. @SteelerGalXSora
7K Followers 4K Following Christian🙏*3 cats* 😻*Independent 🇺🇸*Rollercoasters 🎢VideoGames *🎮*animals * May your ❤️ be your guiding Key”🔑
Jamie @chickebabe3
2K Followers 2K Following Be a girl 🌸with a mind, a woman with attitude 🌹and a lady with class.🌻
✨️🖤 𝕄𝕖�.. @SuperNinfriendo
826 Followers 1K Following Freelance pokémon photographer, Lite-Brite artist & professional party guest. 🏳️🌈LG(B)TQ+. She/Her - ENFP-T...Tweets are my own
Tracey @3obergs
12K Followers 11K Following Teacher, mom of 2 badass girls, School Board Chair. Lil sarcastic. Cheese Puffs=NOT junk food. Be kind, except to MAGA's #bluecrew #bluewave, #BLM #resister
Tat2skatermom @tat2skatermom
4K Followers 799 Following I’m a single mom to an adult kid who once declared her nickname to be Death Monkey. She’s way cooler than I’ll ever be.
just a girl. @inthiscoldworld
9K Followers 4K Following I’m the original JAG. mom to 3 humans, the best dog, and servant of 3 cats. not here for you and I owe you nothing 😘
SK @_mISS_sANDY_
1K Followers 990 Following Big fan of the Chicago Bears, kids, beer, and documentaries about serial killers.
JJ Rymer @theJJRymer
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🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈�.. @RichardPr0ct0r
9K Followers 6K Following That hot hunk of man meat all the mums lust after. I’m not him. I’m his fat, nerdy, weird friend. Starting my life over again.
✨iStarGlow✨ @IlliamStarglow
845 Followers 1K Following middle aged delinquent | midnight toker | home cook
Alison Birch @Irishali13
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𝒯𝓇𝓊𝒹𝓎 @Changedhandle1
20K Followers 12K Following Dutchy 🇱🇺🇫🇷 https://t.co/P0UlLRkOTX NO DM Not your 👻 https://t.co/IVcID0HqcT
The Meidas Jewel 𝕏.. @Meidas_Jules
27K Followers 13K Following Love good food, wine, traveling & golf • #BLM • #LoveIsLove • #MeidasMighty • #TGBrewCrew • #ThankYouTG • Shenanigans
Shannon Scott @IndyCarChick
5K Followers 2K Following Manager of Socials | Creator of Content | IU grad | gymrat | wife | @INDYCAR | IMS makes me cry | I stay in my lane | opinions = mine.
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
249K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
Shannon @ShannonRN
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Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415
25K Followers 11K Following Maker of mischief, lover of fun, racists & bigots kiss my green bum. Brexit, loada shite. Up Wexford!💜💛 No DMs. I love swearing. Cope. F*O*O*F IN B*I*O.Not🤣
Melody Rhymes @rhymes_melody
1K Followers 1K Following Lover of music. Prince is my paisley baby. Slightly acerbic and buoyant. “Twitter is an orchard of crap.”
Michelle♟️ @MichelleAV
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Melanie 🌻 @Mellyfax
5K Followers 3K Following If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -Eleanor Roosevelt 🥂 ***💥no DMs 💥***
Rita Powell @Rizabellepow
9K Followers 8K Following I was once identified by the New York Daily Mail as an “Al Roker critic.” Obama/Clinton/Biden/Harris Democrat Mom to 2 boys. I sing in a 90’s cover band. #DC
Sleepless in SacTown @LadyOaklandFan
6K Followers 5K Following Foul mouthed sports fan | Lover of Raiders/Kings l John Fisher Hater #SellTheTeam | Democrat | 💛🐝 | GenX | she/her | twinmom | NO DMs unless we’re homies |
Sea Savino @CSavino137
16K Followers 15K Following Huge fan of space both outer & personal. Enjoy jumping into the ocean & screaming obscenities at my phone cuz politics.🌊🧜🎮🏀🏈🔥🌱🎣🐶🌌🤌Pastatarian🍝13🧶
ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
77K Followers 43K Following I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦
Sunset Lover @Sunset_Jamie
806 Followers 924 Following Probably snacking, lifting or sleeping https://t.co/BaerBK8SEQ
LA 🏆 🆂🅰🆂�.. @LA_SassyPants
20K Followers 21K Following 💃Profoundly Pisces ⚖️ INTJ ⚖️ Snark Savant 🫢 Knows Stuff 🤓 Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 😇 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
She’s clearly looking for loose change in the couch and he’s graciously helping to steer her.
What y’all call this position?
Why is Netflix attacking me with a category called NOSTALGIC 90’s?!
Welcome to adulthood.. You officially get pissed when they rearrange stuff at your grocery store
@brodyfontane @Holy_Elle That should be the big one for all the playoffs.
@BombChelleMama_ @NFL Agreed! Happy New Year Chelle ! 🙏❤️
I shit with the door open. Don’t like it? Take another elevator.
My regular pajama pants are in the wash and now I’m wearing different pajama pants and everything is weird and how am I supposed to sleep like this.
Before we had toilet paper, Americans used corn cobs. If there’s ever a toilet paper shortage…
He has enough red flags to sail the seven seas, but I want to be the captain.
I know all the porn stars your avi isn't fooling me
This girl is right up in my business today!
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