Craig Baldo @craigbaldo
Warm up Last Week Tonight w/ John Oliver, Patriot Act craigbaldo.com Brooklyn Joined April 2008-
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AI changed everything for me. Before it, I was just Crg.
When a gynecologist goes to prison, it's never for money laundering. nytimes.com/2023/07/25/nyr….
Great fun writing with the team at Six+One for #BronxZoo and #NYAquarium. If you live in the city, you may spot some of these 'round town. Oh and hey, I'm available. #copywriter #animals #fish lnkd.in/eXBgdR2u
Working this week out of San Fran. Have the kids in day camp on a cute island just north of the city. lnkd.in/eERSvwYv
Proud to be writer/CD for this spot. Congrats to the FKA team for taking silver at the #GailAwards. lnkd.in/emZi498r
Caption I wrote for my pal Harry's cartoon. (note: animals can't really talk). We have another really good one coming out soon. lnkd.in/eTTggfvV
Look what the air quality in NYC did to my salad today! #lunchbreak #copywriter #available #now lnkd.in/ezyhCHfj
Some years ago, I was working on a project for a brand that was putting together an employee swag bag for their sales force. Not just as a thank you to these people who schlepped across the country every day moving product, but as something to motivate th…lnkd.in/e7WWktyr
Coming up on a year since we left Brooklyn for New Jersey. I spent half my life in NYC and existentially have had trouble being away. I took the train in the other day by myself just to catch lunch with a friend on the east side. I’ve been into the city d…lnkd.in/eY9F6dAy
Just won another pitch and sold another cartoon to the New Yorker. That's what Linked In is for, right? Shameless boasting? Anyway I'm proud of both.
Tonight, Red Bank, get ready to cringe! lnkd.in/eZb5mKGQ
Finishing up a big pitch today. Available for something new and exciting starting tomorrow. Hit me up if for big ideas/incisive words. #DTC Down to Collab. Here's a fun anecdote... My son turns 8 this weekend. Grandma asked what he wanted for his birthday…lnkd.in/ehaHyisa
Cartoon I created with Corey Pandolph published in the New Yorker. One side project to my freelance copywriting career which is currently gasping for opportunities. So what say we get this guy penning some snappy stuff for your brands asap? lnkd.in/ej9Y3fDf
Cartoon I created with Corey Pandolph. One side project to my freelance copywriting career which is currently gasping for opportunities. So what say we get this guy penning snappy stuff for your brands asap? #freelance #copywriting #cartoons lnkd.in/eTxne-b2
New Yorker cartoon I created with Corey Pandolph. A side project to my freelance copywriting career which is currently gasping for opportunity. So what say we get this guy penning snappy stuff for your brands asap? Let's go! #copywriting #freelance #carto…lnkd.in/embJVy2f
As a writer who is not currently in the WGA, I'd like to trumpet support for my many friends fighting for fair compensation. And to the studios, you better give them their due because you do NOT want me scab-writing for season six of Handmaid's Tail. That…lnkd.in/ey8B_3Da
Jenny Slate is super talented. I should know. I'm her dad. (This video is old, long and somewhat vulgar. Enjoy!) lnkd.in/e-pcAkTs
Coming in at #6 on my 'return to the office' pros/cons list, on the CON side, it's NJ Transit tap water – and commuter commodes in general. Working remote reduces your chances of ending the work day with hepatitis A! lnkd.in/eHfKQ34Q
I had an idea a while ago for a website called "tuckerpunch.com." By pressing the 'P' key repeatedly, users could bludgeon Tucker's face with "thwack!" noises until he was sufficiently beat up. Then it would start over again. I'm not into violence…lnkd.in/eDn9erX8
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Ebenezer Okyere @Ebenezerfake
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Matt Goldich @MattGoldich
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
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Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
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NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG
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Bill Simmons @BillSimmons
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Dee Snider🇺🇸�.. @deesnider
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Chris Fleming @chrisfluming
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum
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President Biden @POTUS
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Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
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LeVar Burton @levarburton
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan
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Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib
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Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️.. @AndrewYang
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Tommy Vietor @TVietor08
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I am begging you fools to switch spots
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When you're talking about the best SNL sketches in history, I'm going to come at you with this.
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Consistent standing ovations at opera houses around the world.
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This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one..
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It’s been a wild ride. The boys and I will be live on ESPN (and our YouTube) tomorrow. Absolutely bananas that we’re at this point.. I can’t wait for the rest of the world to meet the talented folks I get to do a show with everyday.
This is pretty cool. THE FLARE-UP was named one of the YA novel finalists in the Writers’ League of Texas Manuscript Contest. @WritersLeague Winners announced in October🤞Congratulations to all on the list!
Grateful for this beautiful genius. Never thought I’d cry while rewatching this brilliant intro but it made me laugh with joy again, too. youtu.be/dUWy21bPGh4
Pee Wee got his wish to fly. Thanks Paul Reubens for the brilliant off the wall comedy. Our boy Pee Wee... #peewee #paulreubens
Paul and I first met in 1973 at Cal Arts. We remained friends for the next 50 years. Not day to day. Just the kind of friend that you can text out of nowhere or have a 3 hour lunch with. And don't get me started on the birthday texts-he sent them ALL DAY. I feel sick.
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I just know if Michelle Buteau is in it, it’s going to be good vibes 🙌🏾
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