Nate Switch 😂 @nate_switch
If you scrape the bottom of the barrel, you can make a savory jus. Joined May 2020-
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When meeting someone from the internet make sure to pick a public place because in America nobody ever does anything terrible in public places.
I love how movies like Barbie and The Substance can teach me about the objectification of women while also giving me hot protagonists I can pound my pud to.
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What did the horny fish go shopping for? A perch-ass.
Elon Musk can't be president because he's African American.
Women who think two women losing a Presidential race is proof a woman will never be elected aren't doing much for their reputation in math.
We should leave the abortion issue completely up to women. Except ones with dicks.
Ever wonder how much fart-injected fecal matter is in the cushion of the office chair they gave you at your job?
”Country” music sounds like music by a really powerful class of cunts.
Traveling in Italy and our flight is delayed because the pilot is "ritardo." God help us.
I had to be forty to learn doctors will give you a cup the size of a thimble and say, Take a dump in this, ‘kay?
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Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like no one’s listening, dance like only one person is watching and they just paid you $50.
I’m not usually one to brag but lots of hot chicks have been following me lately.
I'm starting to regret my vote for free ice cream for everyone
I'm starting to regret my vote for free ice cream for everyone
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Being a guy must be so hard. Imagine messaging 26 women every day.
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