Babblinbrooke on bsky @babblinbrooke4
Emmy award winning comedy writer, extremely believable liar. Some DMs. https://t.co/VayPflKtsi Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2011-
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I am really on a roll this year… right downhill.
Finally got an “all sizes all ages” casting for a music video, please cross all of your available phalanges for me.
As an artist, I’m not willing to work for exposure; the last time I exposed myself I got in big trouble.
My autobiography is going to be called “Never Get Ham From The Whole Foods Hot Bar.”
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You say “to-may-to” and I say “heavy-seed-bearing pasta fruit.”
A woman’s work is never done, but mostly because I’ve put off starting it.
If she doesn’t remember the wave pool at CityWalk, she’s too young for you.
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This is getting ridiculous! 😒
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My friend said we're down to the Final Four and I got nervous because I thought he was talking about our beer.
Sex is great, but- well, I think. I don’t remember.
https://t.co/7fjcSccIfo
youtu.be/nyVzRQqdBkA?si… Maybe the real friends were the steaks I won along the way
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When I was growing up, my Mom had eyes in the back of her head, which was a real challenge for her hairdresser.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard is on her second guy since leaving prison, and I’m here not even on my first guy since the Obama administration.
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I really want to try tandem skydiving but first I have to get over my fear of bicycles.
Casting notice: “classy, attractive and aspirational.” Me: *deletes email
I’m turning 45 today. I’m not saying I’m old, but some of my bras have holes in the knees.
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women out there with two heads getting married and i can’t even get a “hi”
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