Vacation Wanter @vacationwanter
Lover of vacations & dogs Joined August 2015-
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Friday ☑️ Coffee ☑️ Adulting 🚫 2/3 ain’t bad.
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Using Siri to write my shopping list.....Kleenex came out "Clean your life". Well played Siri, well played
I judge books by their cover, look for clothes by their color, and evidently only read tweets if they have a picture 🤣😬
This is the part where I laugh at myself and the world for thinking that things could actually change -Justin Furstenfeld
If I could spell or type, I could take over the world.....
Boss: My 26 yr old is so immuture Also boss: book her ticket & make her a rental car reservation for her vacation, oh and check her in
Vacation Wanter retweeted
Keep Fighting
Do you think the damage done can ever be repaired?
My dog just made 5 circles just to sit on my arm. Again
Vacation Wanter retweeted
Is emotionally nauseous a thing? It’s sounds like it should be a thing. Because I am.
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If seeing a dog riding in a car with its head out of a car window doesn’t put a smile on your face then something isn’t right with you.
I was going through old photos the other night and found this one. It’s my grandma and her dog. 1940 written on the back. It made me smile.
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
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looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
14: my stomach hurts me: what'd you eat at your friends yesterday? 14: pizza me: how much 14: just 8 pieces. Then 3 more later. me: can't imagine why your stomach hurts then 😫
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my 8 yr old daughter caught me crying in the bathroom and asked why I was sad. I said that someone hurt my feelings. she hugged me and said "you don't need him. you don't need someone who breaks you. you have the love I give you." the ways that child heals my heart is such a gift
the stewardess and I recognized each other from my Dublin flight in January and she brought me favorite bourbon 🙌🏻 there are some really amazingly beautiful people in the world.
I’m heartbroken for my daughter Because of her injury last year, her coach decided to not renew her scholarship/position for soccer today She has options, but it’s sad how it played out Just asking for good vibes to help her see her next steps clearly 😞
So sick of schools that politicize everything, and the kids whose parents are suck ups, and or employees at the school, get everything handed to them. Earn it on your own.
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
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