Crystal The Red @CrystalTheRed
I just want to fly away from life. So here I am, where the other birds flock, trying not to feel alone. https://t.co/EvSfprDhZv favstar.fm/users/CrystalT… In your dreams Joined July 2015-
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You should call that sex move "the Karen"... because I hated it.
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Words escape but thoughts remain, like tiny little prisoners in my brain.
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This marriage is the worst date I've ever been on.
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The right song can make your day.
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Life is like doing a huge jigsaw puzzle but the picture on the box keeps changing and people keep stealing my freakin' edge pieces
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He called me the prettiest in all the land. It was right after we talked about living on a deserted island, but I'm still counting it.
There are two things I do as spectacularly as possible and they often conflict: 1. Fuck everything up 2. Love with my entire heart
It hurts so damn much, yet I continue to breathe.
You can tell a lot about how people will handle the zombie apocalypse by how well they handle a little snow on the road. Fucking doomed!
Never let them see you cry. Never let them see you. Never let them see. Never let them. Never let. Never.
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Burn me from the inside until I fall apart.
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Is it still an online addiction if you're just repeatedly looking at your phone to see which day of the week it is?
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He was desperate to gain her affections. He knew she had an interest in Greek Mythology. He's now trying to convince her that he's Apollo.
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At my best I'm not as good as you at your worst. That's an interesting dynamic. It shows beautifully there's always room to improve.
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It's kind of crazy beautiful how he dared to shatter her defenses and walk into her heart like he owned the place.
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If I want something to be "out of sight, out of mind," all I have to do is commit it to memory.
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(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*
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I had a vision that one day I would make a difference in this world but then I found twitter so I just decided to do this instead.
Which one gets me noticed again quicker, joining five group DM rooms or cartoon cleavage?
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