Mike @MikeJungman
Husband. Father. Dog Owner. Oaf. Contributor to @mcsweeneys @funnyordie @PointsInCase @Reductress @Splitsider Jersey Joined July 2011-
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I really do love when Trump sits down for a written interview and they have to transcribe exactly how he talks.
"Why do you want to make the world a better place when you could instead make it a worse place and get rich?"
this is real
To the buds who wrote “The Buds” in wet cement in downtown Summit, NJ: this is beautiful. I hope your budship lasts as long or longer as this sidewalk. God bless you.
just astounding how the combination of blue check engagement farming and non-chronological timeline makes twitter completely useless during a breaking news event, everyone would be better off just watching cnn or refreshing the times homepage
*Medieval peasant/modern day Republican voice* God is mad at us and has taken away our sun! #Eclipse2024
Every child in my daughter’s kindergarten class walked out the door, head stopped, staring at the ground. I guess the teachers instilled the fear of god in them about looking up at the eclipse without special glasses. #Eclipse2024
(arguing) but where do we draw the line? at the reasonable place you identified or at this much worse place that i just imagined for the sole purpose of discrediting your point?
Ye best start believin in earthquake stories! Yer in one!!
Suck it, LA. East coast people can log on and tweet “Earthquake????” too!
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These are the names of the seven heroes volunteers with World Central Kitchen who were killed in an Israeli airstrike last night. Alongside the 33,000 killed in this horrific war, we will remember all of you forever.
It's like people don't know you can just do this
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BREAKING: NYPD BEGINS SWEEP OF OCCUPIED HAMILTON HALL, ARRESTS PROTESTERS columbiaspectator.com/news/2024/04/3…
The Columbia Spectator, New York, Tuesday, April 30, 1968:
Pretty wild. April 30, 1968 - NYPD bust of Hamilton Hall protestors at Columbia University. April 30, 2024 - NYPD bust of Hamilton Hall at Columbia University. exhibitions.library.columbia.edu/exhibits/show/…
yes, every previous escalation has backfired. But maybe… maybe this one will be different…
NYPD MRAP pulls up to Columbia and police deploy a walkway drawing screams from protestors
the government of New York is siccing war machinery on unarmed kids calling for the end of a genocide
An NYPD MRAP carrying an armored ESU team just pulled up blocks from Columbia University. Among the men on the roof is head of DCPI Tarik Sheppard
I really do love when Trump sits down for a written interview and they have to transcribe exactly how he talks.
honestly they should fire all the business school faculty and bring me in. i could have fleeced those nerds out of their encampment with a great deal
despite having an exceptional business school with some of the most energetic and passionate adjunct "professors" anyone's ever seen, columbia university was completely unable to negotiate a deal with a bunch of filthy hippies. pathetic
his brain matter is receding faster than his hairline
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just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
The Musical!
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
The campus protest story is complicated. 1. Students have a right to protest. 2. But they're violating time/place/manner restrictions 3. Authorities have a right to remove 4. But some response has been excessive, leading to backlash. 5. None of this is meaningfully about Gaza.
I teach a class on technology and fascism, and today we literally talked about fascist discourses and how they adopt food as a symbol of presumed virility or weakness. Anyways, on an unrelated note, please feel free to read this screenshot.