Perry Stroika @PerryJerisho
Writer of comedy. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Arthritic. Southern California Joined March 2008-
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#BREAKING Holy Smokes. @Santos4Congress just confessed to defrauding the voters of Long Island about his ENTIRE resume. RT if he should be banned from taking the oath for Congress. nypost.com/2022/12/26/rep…
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Sean Hannity lied to his audience for nearly 2 years that the 2020 election were stolen, yet we just found out the he testified under oath that he “did not believe it for one second,” A shameless liar.
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I look like Darwin's human evolution chart on my way to the bathroom in the morning.
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Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
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It’s now clear @SpeakerPelosi was forced to assume the role of president on January 6 when President Trump refused to act to save lives.
@JoyceWhiteVance @kathygriffin If you really want his attention, call him something other than Bob.
@MattOswaltVA What did you think of the knockers?
@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Gold. An Ethel Merman reference is always funny. Thanks.
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It was touching to see all the Trump's pitching in to help with hurricane relief since they all basically live in Florida now. Oh wait, that's right they didn't do a god damn thing to help, per usual. @DonaldJTrumpJr
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My God
@leftcoastbabe Congratulations. And much love to you.
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A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
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Dear @SenToomey - you are a fucking coward. I encourage you to prove otherwise. Thank you @jonstewart for not forgetting what we all promised to never forget
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The whole world is laughing at you @HawleyMO
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Maya Rudolph is a comedic genius
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