Ben Kronengold @benkgold
writer lad at the Tonight Show. 📘 for @harpercollins w/ @rebeccabshaw. opinions are your own benkronengold.com Joined May 2010-
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FX Orders ‘Snowflakes’ Comedy Pilot From Ben Kronengold, Rebecca Shaw, Karey Dornetto & Nick Kroll deadline.com/2024/01/fx-sno…
So crazy that my whole wacky friend group made this list @olivia_rodrigo @LilNasX @charlidamelio @RebeccaBShaw lol we always give each other shit!! bit.ly/3slovux
Proud to have played a small but pivotal part at #CONAN (the part was of an intern driving three hours to get stripper heels, hearing that the stripper sketch got cut, and crying on the 405 like my life’s work had been decimated)
(Me, end of my murder confession) anyway sorry for ranting hahah how are you?? Tell me everything
English teacher said it would "never happen" but he meant get a girlfriend so now he's wrong twice @RebeccaBShaw @WmMorrowBooks @HarperCollins
i had the confidence of someone having sex in high school, but really i just had two teachers’ cell numbers saved in my phone as “Mary” and “Joan” and that’s all i needed to soar baby
In a new sketch called “FallonVision” airing this evening on @FallonTonight, Jimmy Fallon hops through time and several iterations of "The Tonight Show" with Wanda herself, Elizabeth Olsen vult.re/3ceHwXV
It’s. March. Again
Hot tip: write everything with @RebeccaBShaw and @beckyyk and anyone else named Rebecca you might know youtube.com/watch?v=pjbLY4…
There’s always that one kid at the high school party who gets on the trampoline and changes his destiny and that was me I was that backflip prince
So excited to not know the name of the post master general! Or the defense secretary! Or the president! Congratulations Jeb Bison!!!!!
The youngest writers on the “Tonight Show” teamed up with Governor Andrew Cuomo’s team to brainstorm P.S.A.s about mask wearing, contact tracing, and voting during the pandemic. nyer.cm/gUfq7fZ
Someone please help get me and @RebeccaBShaw past the paywall??? newyorker.com/magazine/2020/…
PAUL RUDD WANTS YOU TO DO THE STOP THE PANDEMIC CHALLENGE
Wrote this with my fellow millennials @RebeccaBShaw and #PaulRudd
Wrote this with my fellow millennials @RebeccaBShaw and #PaulRudd
Proud of this one from @RebeccaBShaw @jmacmusic @bryanbrinkman and me :)
Proud of this one from @RebeccaBShaw @jmacmusic @bryanbrinkman and me :)
We’re back in the studio! And it’s beginning to look a bit like normal.... #FallonTonight
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my mom can drive us to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish if your mom can pick us up
🫡 thank you mr president
No assistant…out in these streets. Getting shit done. ((Or attempting to)) whispering to myself, “I am my own raffi”.
(Charmin Bears breaking the silence at a dinner party) “Who else hates shit on their ass?”
Superheroes are boring. The only good movie genre is siblings who look nothing like each other have to go home for their dad’s funeral.
To say I’m excited is an understatement! @StephenCurry30 wearing my brand, @adedehye for his NBA finals walk up!
can't believe it's been almost 10 years since I was roasted this hard on national television
hi! starting my political science phd at berkeley in august! will be in the bay for at least five and a half more years lol
my love language is cooking elaborate meals screaming at everyone to get out of the kitchen then loudly announcing the food was NOT MY BEST and waiting for compliments
everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday
Worth reflecting on all that Putin has accomplished in just a few days. He’s unified Ukraine, unified the EU, pushed Finland & Sweden to consider NATO membership, destroyed his economy, exposed the incompetence of his army, and turned Zelensky into a god. 100% master tactician
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It’s almost like building an award show around who sucks is mean spirited and reflective of a uniquely American lack of empathy
The Razzie Award founders say they'd take back Shelley Duvall's 1981 Worst Actress nomination today. “Knowing the backstory and the way that Stanley Kubrick kind of pulverized her, I would take that back." bit.ly/3H7o1O9
I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion
I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life
Every woman’s deodorant is called Delicate Whisper and every man’s deodorant is called Beef Shazam!
Interesting thing about Biden is that it feels like he is the first president since George HW Bush to not know who Wolverine is