Chris Illuminati @chrisilluminati
Yes, it's my real last name • 5x author • rasslin' fan • I like to lift heavy shit linktr.ee/chrisilluminati New Jersey Joined August 2008-
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Anyone else feel like this game is gonna be rainout and that first inning was all for nothing? #phighting #phillies
PEOPLE WITHOUT ADHD: "The sun is shining. The birds are singing. People are cutting the grass. Kids are playing. What a great day!" PEOPLE WITH ADHD: "It's too damn bright. The birds won't STFU. The lawnmowers are giving me anxiety & those kids keep screaming. This blows."
I can't keep up with all the school gossip my 11 y.o. tells me, so this weekend, we're learning Powerpoint
My husband just spent 10 minutes looking for a baseball hat that was on his head. I would have said something, except where's the fun in that?
Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
“CM Punk is an selfish asshole. Only cares about himself. A locker room cancer and full of himself.” Oh and here he is laughing and signing a sign for a fan….
“I’ll just wing it,” is the dumbest thing I say regularly.
I would do literally anything to lose 5 pounds right now except change my diet or increase my exercise.
Only Chris Jericho would post his congratulations speech to Swerve on his social media page. No one loves “The Ayatollah of Non-Disclosah” more than he loves himself. tiktok.com/t/ZTLmAs99h/
Person: "I love person celebrity X. I've loved them forever." Celebrity X says one thing person doesn't agree with (on a completely random topic.) Person: "F**k person X!!!! What a piece of shit. How dare he/she not be the person I dreamed of. I hope they die."
Anyone else see an uptick in “thank you for your order/here’s the invoice” spam mail or am the lucky one?
Mike Wilbon on PTI talking about Roman Gabriel “what other great QB wore 18?”
When that one aunt outdrinks everyone at Thanksgiving
Matt Hardy complained about AEW and creative and his ideas not being heard and showed up in TNA as a gimmick that got stale ten years ago
Dear wrestling announcers, You don’t have to say “are you kidding me?” whenever someone shows up or debuts. Thx
The thing I love about the Sixers announcers is that the team has never committed any foul, ever
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/HimJessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
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50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
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9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
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7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below ⬇️nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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4K Followers 1K Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASDhappeningsofhappensta.. @fiveforsilver
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56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburAdam @adamgreattweet
63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/HimJessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvHenpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4OKevin The Dad @kevinthedad
14K Followers 975 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*McDad @mcdadstuff
9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1Mmeghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link belowKatie D @KatieDeal99
16K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTavMommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below ⬇️nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonzTwinstant Family | Li.. @twinstantfamily
4K Followers 1K Following Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASDOne Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
14K Followers 940 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohjBrad @TheGinger0420
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2K Followers 2K Following Probably not here anymore. Bluesky: @wanksy.bsky.socialI don't care if it's not quite a cutter and not quite a slider, you CANNOT sincerely be calling it a slutter
I cannot stress this enough, I will never have the urge to use a hotel's complimentary gym when I'm on vacation.
EMTs showed up at my house unexpectedly, so I guess the neighbors did see me when the bee landed on my head
people that invite you over for dinner and don’t have the food ready by 7pm, are not your friends.
Sometimes I say things that would make my dad proud. Like the time I told my dentist he talked like a man with a paper ass.
If you ever see me being weird and start to worry, don't. I AM weird. This is actually normal for me.
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
A clown car but it’s just my child pulling rocks out of his pocket.
My husband just spent 10 minutes looking for a baseball hat that was on his head. I would have said something, except where's the fun in that?
Me: *notices the tooth paste is low and buys a new tube. Also me: *somehow makes that old tube last three more months.
Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
It’s really nice and maybe a little sad how a little slice of cheese can really change the course of my day
my mom sent me this photo we took at the helen keller museum and i apparently said we shouldn’t smile bc it would be wrong to smile about helen keller lmaoooooooo the drama