Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

I’m not a scientist but I’m feeling the chemistry Missouri, USA Joined December 2008

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Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

a month ago

Dear diary, 3 days ago my record player stopped spinning. Oof. At the worstest of times. I needed it. But hi, hello, I got a cheap $40 one from Amazon today and it’s….it’s just fine.

Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

2 months ago

I’ve realized that 90-98% of the times I’ve said “know what I mean?” That no one knew what I actually meant 😂

Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

2 months ago

Salad Bars… Big fan

Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

8 months ago

ICYMI In 2003 USAID paid Aldi 750 million to allow workers to sit while on shift. #USAID

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trash jones @jzux

2 years ago

i'm taking a break from dating right now to focus on being scared i'll never meet someone

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2 years ago

Hahaha

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2 years ago

“I’ll never eat ‘cause the pizza’s burnin’” In retrospect; is the weirdest Rolling Stones lyric

CNN @CNN

2 years ago

During a ceremony and press conference Wednesday in New York, seven drawings by the Austrian expressionist Egon Schiele were returned to the heirs of their former owner, Fritz Grünbaum, whose art collection was stolen by the Nazis during World War II cnn.it/3EJcg1M

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2 years ago

I, uh….have *feelings* for Bea Arthur

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight

2 years ago

I, uh….have *feelings* for Bea Arthur

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2 years ago

I wonder how many times I’m gonna check my acct. balance tomorrow?

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2 years ago

My venmo is venmo.com/u/AaronBrownArt In case you want to give me a dollar or something

Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

2 years ago

Has your first custie of the day ever said to you “good morning!” How dare they. How rude.

Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

2 years ago

I’d Mac your cheese! Uhhh..I mean, DAMMIT!

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2 years ago

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Dum Quixiote @dumbquixote

2 years ago

What is the song playing in your head as your are scrolling and switching app’s constantly?

Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bob Golen @BobGolen

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• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •

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cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

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Retired barber since

Kip Conlon @kipconlon

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just here to migrate old tweets to the good place

fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️

name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3

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i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸

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My wife knows I’m flirting with you. A tweetie.

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Army Veteran, atheist,
here to share some laughs, it's the universal language
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🔥Memphis🔥

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🤝💯💞

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International Chemistry Scientist Awards
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Glass Eaters Anon meetings via Microsoft Teams every third Sunday of the month. (no minors allowed because y’all make me wanna relapse.)

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Meet some new people I think it is very helpful to network
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I just a simple woman and I'm single the future I hope will meet a good man for make partner in life ❤️, I like music, travel and play golf #

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313 Followers 585 Following I just a simple woman and I'm single the future I hope will meet a good man for make partner in life ❤️, I like music, travel and play golf #

🇨🇦Married, father, IT tech, humor, audiophile, car repairs, TV shows. Atheist, 🇮🇱-lover, grounded person. Conservative. Tweets EN/FR , ISTJ-T

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Do one kind thing for someone today. it will lift the coliective spirit. Everyone could use a little compassion

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46 Followers 330 Following Do one kind thing for someone today. it will lift the coliective spirit. Everyone could use a little compassion

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Looking forward to being a ghost.

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A Good Citizen 🇺�... @thebomber06

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The only me I can ever be!

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995 Followers 4K Following The only me I can ever be!

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Calling out the “No Pun Intended” cowards

“No Pun Intended”... @IntendAllPuns

239 Followers 725 Following Calling out the “No Pun Intended” cowards

Writer. Comedian. Alaskan. Pun enthusiast. Sunscreen advocate. Uncertified tea sommelier. New and improved version update installed. Venmo: christinevinard

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Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him

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🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔

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I have tried, in my way, to be fried

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177K Followers 4K Following I have tried, in my way, to be fried

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• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •

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Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft.

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I went to the bluer sky. You should, too.

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cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

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Retired barber since

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7K Followers 6K Following Retired barber since "the incident."

just here to migrate old tweets to the good place

fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️

name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3

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i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸

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My wife knows I’m flirting with you. A tweetie.

Andrew - Black Lives ... @andallya

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Husband, Actor, Filmmaker, Teen Beat Hunk of the Month

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respect + admiration + trust = love

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if you don’t like me your dad will

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Кобзар 🇨🇦... @CanadianKobzar

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ManfromRio @jrocinha99

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Shawn Harris for Cong... @ShawnForGeorgia

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Feminist. Atheist. Progressive. Intersectional. Pro-Abortion. Bot collector extraordinaire.
Enthusiastic blocker of checks & bigots.
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full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot

trash jones @jzux

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Christina🇨🇦 @Ms_Christina2u

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90 Followers 438 Following

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