Medium Expectations @expectnotmuch
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Breaking News: New study says dieting is hard because carbs and fats taste pretty good.
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Anti-intellectualism has been rebranded as patriotism.
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Having a tweet “published in Reader’s Digest” isn’t the panty-dropper you’d think it would be.
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zookeeper is mad because I keep insisting they should have a test that just lets some of us go into the cages if we “prove we can handle it”
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Just applied for a proofreading job with the risky strategy of including in my covering letter a screenshot of the job advert with all the errors highlighted.
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Harrison Ford must be the only actor who's not only played two different presidents but is named after two different presidents.
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i'm actually comfortbaiting you. you are safe with me
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the plot of mickey 17:
A movie clears 300 million and is viewed a failure? Does someone have 300 million I can hold? I just wanna know what failure feels like for a minute.
A movie clears 300 million and is viewed a failure? Does someone have 300 million I can hold? I just wanna know what failure feels like for a minute.
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Q: Who was the best Dracula? A:
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kind of grim that we now have to temper all empathetic statements with “maybe i’m too woke but”
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fuck you????
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Having my favorite kind of hot dog (it’s 3 hot dogs)
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maybe the real american dream is the debt we collected along the way
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you
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you can wipe your arse with a postage stamp doesn't make toilet paper a myth
you can wipe your arse with a postage stamp doesn't make toilet paper a myth
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It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me
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no you don’t understand, this is my Special Mistake. i keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend
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