Super Wedgie 💙 @permawedgie
* Professional Idiot * Military Vet * Believer in Democracy * Full-time Weirdo * Cheese Enthusiast * letmegooglethatforyou.com I've got my eye on you Joined March 2010-
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Why does the Super Bowl have to start so late? Don’t they realize we’re day drinking? I’m gonna be hungover before this shit even starts.
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I’m so excited to watch Taylor Swift win the Superbowl tonight
The words, “As a man, I think about this with logic, not emotion,” just came out of his mouth. I’m about to have the right to remain silent before I tear that bitch-ass’s eyeballs out of his un-evolved fucking brain.
I propose a continuous daylight savings plan. Never “spring forward,” just keep “falling back.” Embrace the chaos. Imagine: Wake up at 6 pm. Go to a wedding at 3 am. Dance naked under a full sun.
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I set my clocks UP 23 hours, if anyone is looking for a rebel.
OMG he’s fucking chewing with his mouth open again. I’m about to become a murder suspect.
I’ve stopped following the news. Instead, I'm following these two random quail who inhabit my neighborhood. It's much easier and way more intelligible.
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The only true amateur porn is made in the Amateur region of France. Otherwise it's sparkling porn, just some hoesecco.
Just to be 100% clear.... I will fight anyone. I will more than likely LOSE, but I will still fight you.
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Try expunging his indictments.
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Putin, if you’re listening… You in danger, girl.
Why is this happening in Congress instead of on trashy daytime TV? Wtf is wrong with these people?
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Debbie sounds like fun
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I don’t think I’ve ever owned a successful strapless bra.
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This is the first time I’ve retweeted a tweet. It’s that good.
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ We haven’t forgotten about you, Andy.
Well, at least he admits he’s a FORMER President. 🤷♀️
Gaslighting spelled backwards is FuckOff. But you’ve known that!
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This will be my last tweet today. I only intended to acknowledge the importance of this moment . But this is important enough for me to say how despicable of a man Trump is to post this today. A sick mentally unfit weak and trembling child. A beta who is so afraid.
I may be late to the party learning about this, but damn, look at how cute iPhone made my granddaughter’s hair pop-up over the actual time in my wallpaper pic.
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