Comedy Guys @ComedyGuys
We retweet funny stuff. And occasionally mention our classes. comedyguys.com 25+ locations in Texas Joined August 2010-
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."
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when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...
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Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?
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'Scuse me while I kiss the ground
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Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.
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I’m this old…
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Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.
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But is it really??
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I came. I saw the parking situation. I went home.
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How many #drivingschools will actually come pick you up for your behind-the-wheel #drivinglessons? Well, we do, for one. comedyguys.com/behind-the-whe…
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@oneawkwardmom @ComedyGuys I read that as “kids sounds” and thought that would be wild too!
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In retrospect, maybe the sloth was not the best choice for a spirit animal.
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."
when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...
I just added a new post on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/M4M57QC5O?view…
Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?
Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.
Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.
@oneawkwardmom @ComedyGuys I read that as “kids sounds” and thought that would be wild too!
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