Krista Marie 🌵 @Deeta89
Chicago, IL Joined May 2009-
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Incredible how this smart dog shops all by itself
There is lots of good in this world. Dogs make up a good chunk of it.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
No one is as needy and annoying as an iOS software update
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
We wrote this song about how southern boys have a certain charm about them. It’s always been one of our favorite songs on Hell on Heels. #10yearANNIEversary 🎧: pa.lnk.to/HOH
Always pet your dog before you leave the house.
Waiting for @mirandalambert to announce tour dates! @mirandalambert can you confirm your concert in Valparaiso, IN, July 23rd ?
Just thinking about how for decades people answered the phone having no idea who was on the other end. My god.
Joe Biden is from Scranton,PA. So why aren’t we Playing The Office theme song Everytime he comes out? #theoffice #biden #InaugurationDay
Calm down everybody, it’s not like they’re looting a Target.
30 years old and i still wanna live in this room
Need a new Taylor Swift album stat. It’s been 3 weeks. This is some bullshit
Me ? I’m watching a serial killer doc & putting up Christmas decorations
Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.
i miss fat bear week so much why can’t it always be fat bear week what’s stopping us
Today's #FeelGoodFriday goes to this performance of @mirandalambert making all of our dreams come true by playing "Bluebird" at The Bluebird with her co-writers @lukedick and @nataliehemby 💙💙💙
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Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs.
I have a question and my question is why do birthday cards now cost as much as the present I’m buying.
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