Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @Vhalechark
I am illiterate and I can’t read twitter.com/search?q=from%… UNDAH THA SEA! Joined August 2017-
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What the fuck is happening in BUD/S?
Use your dick you coward
My man fucking HATES the idea of convenience
My man fucking HATES the idea of convenience
What if we had foreskin for our teeth, and don’t say that’s what the lips are, fuck you that’s not what the lips are
Damn girl you so wet you like the hocean
Did something very stupid at the gym and now my arms are ✨ E N G O R G E D ✨
🎶 Raining blood From a lacerated dick Bleedy dick horror Cuts in my urethra Now I shall pee some blood
I don’t care if it’s $3,000 a night, if the toilet paper is single ply it isn’t a luxury hotel
Checked my bluesky to see if anything was new but nothing was, no one wanted to see my penis, there were no good jokes, I saw a cow.
[after a first date] Her: I usually don’t do this- Me tying a napkin around my neck like in the cartoons: I do
Sleep Token is just worship music for Christians who left the church cause they got tired of pretending they aren’t criminally horny
Dear Putin, if you want to fuck this dude in the bootyhole I will put him on a plane to Moscow with a suitcase full of astroglide.
Dear Putin, if you want to fuck this dude in the bootyhole I will put him on a plane to Moscow with a suitcase full of astroglide.
The rapper Boosie Badazz is in the hospital in stable condition after a motorcycle accident. Doctors say he sustained injuries to his shoulders, chest, pants, shoes but they expect him to make a full recovery.
Who is drinking extra pulp orange juice? Just eat an orange you lunatic
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Columbia have donned nifty neon construction vests that say “faculty” Who paid for the vests?
@dave_cactus @Royotathon @Vhalechark Hadn't considered that either!
@pantless_papple @Royotathon @Vhalechark *sobbing, shaving my beard*
@Royotathon @Vhalechark I hadn't considered how extra upsetting this must be for a person who really hates bears
@Royotathon @Vhalechark Hashtag never forget
guy who has weapons grade meltdowns every time he can’t manipulate someone into sending him anymore jerkoff pics: lmao these bear guys sure are fragile huh?
Winner. Bang up fucking when time and life shook hands and said goodbye.
The reason you can see a *little* bit of my ribcage from the pic I posted this morning is bc I am ✨5’10”✨ and ✨140lbs✨. My struggle to keep on weight is not lost on me but right now, there’s not much I can do about it. Have a good day!
lol lmao even man said I’m sucking it in. Sucking✨what✨ in exactly? First pic is exactly one month and one day pp (timestamp included) and the second pic is almost a year and a half later. Don’t ever come for me✌🏼
@Vhalechark i always knew it was bad but them saying they’d prefer the greediest most gluttonous piece of shit animal alive made the fact we could all use a little introspection very real
i specifically bought leggings advertised as anti-cameltoe and i’m like 80% cameltoe at the moment
anyone who uses the word “woke” too often has really weird opinions on the age of consent. like without fail.
he was 80 years old and having spent decades of his life in métis politics while everyone else did their best to blend in as white nothing bothered him quite like this sudden performative interest in métis/indigenous culture. i hope some lessons were learned by the tv folks.
he knew if they actually cared about the language they’d check what he was saying before airing, but they didn’t, so he chose that moment to make his old buddies laugh. i was never prouder of him. rip old man.
today would have been my dad’s birthday. he was one of like 600 people left fluent in our language. one time a tv crew he felt was kind of pretentious put him on an international program and asked him to sing a métis song, so he sat there and sang “our asses stink so bad”
can’t believe my partner won’t prioritize my needs when i communicated them zero times and everything
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