BananaRaisin @bananabean
They told me I wouldn't amount to anything, so I amounted to 140 characters. Not here or there or anywhere Joined February 2009-
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Man: “genetics have absolutely nothing to do with it, it’s all about putting in the hard work and discipline 😤” Me: “then what’s your excuse?”
Henry Ford was like “let’s add a 5th day to the workweek” and we were really just like “okay”?!!??!!!!!!!! There are more of us than him
Subscribe and save?! Ok!!! Sure thing!!! Definitely won’t cancel after the order goes through 😊
Dear Diary. The year is 2024. Women are still asking for stitched in bra pads and pockets. No one listens.
Throwin ass at @ISOxo_ last night in Denver with all the homies was such a vibe! @iambruer @heyzmsc @WhosBaclash @DISSOLVESmusic @capshun @AcyanMusic @itssavyer @highzombiesound @Hardflip__ @bananabean @badashart @nikbeanxyz my heart is bussin ❤️
Anyone else feel like they’re on the brink of short-circuiting or just me
Considering that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes was invented to decrease sexual desire, there’s a beautiful irony to this.
Just because you (a white man) fetishize some particular category of BIPOC women who happen to be relatively advantaged doesn’t mean you automatically have any sort of understanding about how our most underprivileged continue being deeply affected by the system.
People say fuck you in many ways, you just gotta pay attention.
Genuinely surprised and concerned that most of you would prefer woot woots over fan clacking
Have you ever seen a cult documentary? You know how you look at the members of the cult and think, “how could they be so brainwashed?” Well all of our thoughts, preferences, ideas, & beliefs are also formed within the system we know. Some of us really need to zoom further out.
As an autistic I like to explain things so that they are extra clear. Neurotypicals interpret this as patronizing.
Some of you have never had an arrogant white man absolutely rip your logic to shreds just for the power high and it shows
You've been lied to. The 30s and 40s are your prime years. If you do it right you will be way further in your career, better off financially, and hotter than ever. Your brain fully develops and life gets way more fulfilling.
The “new developments” in my adult brain have been a WILD experience. I find myself restlessly wishing at times that someone could be inside my head witnessing it with me. Maybe taking note of all my growth while they’re at it. Hmm…I guess that’s why they created god.
Thinking about how I was only ONE class away from getting a chemistry minor. And they really would have let me have that 💀
I understand too much about human behavior which leads to feelings of overwhelm which I understand
I’m throwing a “no baby!” shower please get me a gift
I don’t have a meat tenderizer I just look at that slab of meat, pretend it’s my what my own back would want and drive the heel of my palm into it unworried if it will tear into two
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@highzombiesound Can confirm listening to this got me a raise
If you see me being social I'm probably drunk
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
expect a few sample packs from me via these next large releases. I went full grind-set mode on this next batch of music and so my entire year is entirely planned now — then I realized that it’d be great to share some of these sounds with you all as well.
My album is out. Dare I say, I’m in love with you all? omfg. Let me know what your fav tracks are? CAN YOU SEE ME? Out now🩸
April Fools Day
babe is everything ok you’ve hardly done anything at all in your whole entire life
I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims
we gotta stop ignoring the signs of knowing when somebody time is up in our life
They didn't burn witches. They burned women.
love to go nonverbal at the bar just overwhelmed by the crowd, can’t hear over the music, can’t talk loud enough for anyone to hear me, just vibing with my little drink looking real pretty
I love MEN who just do… No dream selling… no talking… just do! 😘
Swan was stuck in a fence
I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot
The real flex is not having any drama associated with your life.
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