Formal Work Pajamas @formalworkpjs
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The fact that Gwyneth Paltrow got sued and it wasn't for that shady shit she sells is mind boggling to me. ~ my 25 y.o. son
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We do not call enough people whippersnappers anymore.
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Every night as long as we all shall live we need to cast a very powerful curse upon every single person involved in kidnapping and killing and eating that little girl's goat. They should never know another moment's peace.
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If you're asking if people still have a sense of humor, you're not funny.
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I only go to Walmart if I need the good lube.
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Lost in the words that bring my imagination to life, Playing scenes full of mystery and delight, There are no regrets if they keep me up all night
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You deserve someone who stays obsessed with you, not just in the beginning.
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If you ever see me “lighting up a room” just know I’m hoping to get murdered.
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‘Foul language, sexual content.’ What I hope to find every day.
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The people who don’t want to give kids free lunches, have never tried to teach a hungry child.
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them: i like you me: that is a red flag
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I have passion in my life, you should see how I behave around sweet potato fries.
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I think the Shrek franchise is underrated. I said what I said.
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keep ignoring me, it's your funeral - me to every open casket
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there's a beautiful kind of loneliness in the pirouette of snowflakes that dance upon the wind
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Men, if you are bald it's because you are buying the "annual" hair seeds and not the "perennials"
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As a child of the 70s, I sometimes feel guilty for not liking Supertramp all that much.
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I will karate kick you so soft you’ll start loving me
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