Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy
I pee on things https://t.co/CAYLCV7G1q Joined January 2013-
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Sòmę Gůy retweeted
It's frustrating when you tell someone to fuck right off and they only fuck a little bit off.
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Sòmę Gůy retweeted
You can be whatever you want to be. You just can't do it here.
Sòmę Gůy retweeted
If you feel insignificant remember that one square of toilet paper doesn't seem like much until it's the last one on the roll
Is being a complete fuckwit better or worse than being an incomplete fuckwit?
Sòmę Gůy retweeted
I always enjoy hearing you say those 3 simple words: You Were Right
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