T Wayne 1010 @twayne1010
Developer of Words Joined February 2012-
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They must have run out of Halloween candy on early voting day. They had plenty of stickers, though.
Act now. It’s not available in stores. In other words, it’s just another product available online.
“Mailboxes are one size, fits all.” - some delivery drivers
I stopped watching television a few months ago. I only watch political ads now.
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The clowns change but the circus stays the same.
Favstar is for sale. There is just one problem. The renewal rate is more expensive.
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Don't dwell on past mistakes. Soon as you make a few more, and you will, you'll forget the past ones.
You now have an unlimited DVR. There is only one problem. Everything fails to record.
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I had a cookie the other day. It was advertised as gluten-free, Paleo, vegan, lactose-free, and then I found out later I was eating an ice cube.
When people reminisce about decades, they don’t talk as much about the last one. It happened recently, plus nobody knows what to call it.
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It’s the weekend, you know what that means Tire rotation party
There’s a mouse under your left eye. No, actually it’s just a really large insect.
When voting for the greatest drummers of all time, neighbors are always ranked last.
Reverse mortgages are popular, because financial planning is never that forward.
If your mask doesn’t feel safe, you may need to stop touching your face.
Never debate a busy robot. It will mop the floor with you. It might even mow the lawn.
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