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I'm not saying I'm getting old but the songs playing at my local grocery store fucking slap
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @KKAlwaysSays @AllanForsyth is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @KKAlwaysSays @AllanForsyth is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @manda_tee1 @craig_brimmer is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @BrennanMichaelP @Jeff_Gephart is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @BrennanMichaelP @Jeff_Gephart is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Good to see you guys return. I've pasted your tweet in a few rooms for you. x.com/allanforsyth/s…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Good to see you guys return. I've pasted your tweet in a few rooms for you. x.com/allanforsyth/s…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back.🔥😍 We missed you.
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back.🔥😍 We missed you.
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Thanks, Bump Squad! x.com/knowncomment/s…
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens good to see you back bump squad x.com/dad_chips/stat…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Thanks Humpty ☺️ Good to see you again ❤️ x.com/sweetcrazyweir…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Thanks Humpty ☺️ Good to see you again ❤️ x.com/sweetcrazyweir…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens B-b-b-b-bump Squad!! Welcome back! x.com/scot7a/status/…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens B-b-b-b-bump Squad!! Welcome back! x.com/scot7a/status/…
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Glad to see errbody humpin’ around again! 🥂
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Glad to see errbody humpin’ around again! 🥂
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back :-) and thank you
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back :-) and thank you
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194 Followers 2K FollowingI'm not saying I'm getting old but the songs playing at my local grocery store fucking slap
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @KKAlwaysSays @AllanForsyth is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
My attempt to infiltrate a dance troupe was thwarted by their two-step authentication.
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @manda_tee1 @craig_brimmer is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @BrennanMichaelP @Jeff_Gephart is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
Me: Do I have time to go home and change before the party? Her: Yes, of course. Me: (goes home and tries to develop a Scottish accent and a more interesting personality)
@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens You know what… I scanned through some old tweets and this one made me giggle. Thanks for the opportunity!
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My attempt to infiltrate a dance troupe was thwarted by their two-step authentication.
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Glad to see errbody humpin’ around again! 🥂
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