Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

Welcome to my mind, you can sit among the other voices. https://t.co/yAFeA11emf scimmiaprintables.com Joined January 2019

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

2 years ago

And are you a psychiatrist? If not, don't diagnose.

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🚨Andrew Tate Hearing LIVE UPDATES: The Tate brothers are currently at a hearing. The prosecutors have requested a 30 day detention. The judge will assess the evidence and deem whether it is strong enough to file for the extension. Decision should be soon. Live Thread 👇

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Twittodon.com @twittodon_com

3 years ago

Twittodon.com is a tool for verifying the connection between #Mastodon and #Twitter accounts. The goal is to create a publicly available database of such conns to make people's migration to #Fediverse more pleasant by making it easier for them to recreate their networks

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Ivan Kutskir @ivankutskir

3 years ago

You tell a website not to use your cookies. You close it and open it the next day. It doesn't ask you about cookies this time. Why? It saved your answer in your cookies.

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

If Twitter dies before tomorrow morning, it was an honor to shit post with you all.

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Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker

3 years ago

it should've been Facebook 💔

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

Business idea for my guy Elon: What about instead Twitter blue, you start selling Twitter edit button, buddy?

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

In MS girl said her fave color is pink and I was like "whats up w/ ya all liking pink". She responded w/ "whats yours then?" and I completely panicked and said yellow. She came w/ "whats up w/ ya all liking yellow" and I wanted to say "I know right " so badly but it was too late.

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

6 months, you do all or nothing bebe

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

Parody Twitter just hits different when there is a big fat "Parody" label punching you in the face.

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

I had 1 more follower before my last tweet so I assume @elonmusk just unfollowd me.

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

Is it still legal to block @elonmusk?

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

The secret for keeping myself in shape is taking the stairs ro avoid small talk with neighbors.

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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

3 years ago

My 10 y/o daughter referred to a group of wild toddlers as “Toddlerators” and I move that we call them by that name henceforth.

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

@capnwatsisname I would subscribe for the elevator if it lets me deselect a button when I accidentally hit Ground instead of Garage floor yet again

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

Halloween is not an official holiday where I live. So on the 31st of October half of us are enjoying it anyway and the other half are enjoying telling us we are traitors and shame for the audacity to like something that's not from our culture.

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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

3 years ago

How long do you leave unidentified keys on your keychain? The answer is forever, right?

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Mᴀʏᴀ @MayaIsLoading

3 years ago

All my life I've been doing shit I'm not qualified for and somehow managing to do it so "imposter syndrome" and "god complex" are just a part of my skillset now.