SelfieAddict @TrixtopherDuke

in real life I fence and I make art. Find me on Instagram- link below instagram.com/trixtopherduke Joined May 2013

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

2 years ago

FBI BOSS: We've finally found you a new partner. So what do you say when you meet him? ME: Nice to meet you. BOSS: And what do you not say? ME: *sigh* Let's turn this FBI into an FB Us.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

2 years ago

People say I'm eccentric but *opens my ornate cigar box and removes a raw hotdog* I disagree.

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JP 🍍 @JPLFR80

2 years ago

Are you wise, patient, forgiving, or just too lazy to take revenge?

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brent @murrman5

2 years ago

bass players: what if after the guitar solo I do something like this *makes bubbling spaghetti sauce sounds*

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud

2 years ago

Another Saturday night passes where the rhythm did not get me.

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Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey

2 years ago

The doctors office would be way more fun if when they called your name they yelled "COME ON DOWN" and everyone stood up and clapped for you.

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Rocky Kistner @therockyfiles

2 years ago

@alexandre_lores @olliemilman @MichaelEMann Nothing misleading about the wildfires in Canada, fueled by a warming climate, that have poisoned the skies of the US.

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you're a damaged leader, & that's the end of convo @5xpressYourself

2 years ago

Is that Kung Fu Panda or Futurama for dinner tonight?? @TrixtopherDuke

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Ian Power @IHPower

2 years ago

I asked the barber for a number 2 all over. I've now washed my hair six times and still can't get rid of the smell.

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Mr Maxx @dan_wheeler

2 years ago

@ChidiNwatu @Acyn Everybody needs a hobby.

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Dylan Burns 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @DylanBurns1776

2 years ago

@60Minutes Radical Idea: Kids should be in classrooms or playing outside not getting chemical burns in slaughter houses

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Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness

2 years ago

Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section

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Anthony McHats @TheHatStore

4 years ago

[being seated for blind date] her: have you ever been on one of these before me: yeah I love chairs

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John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets

2 years ago

[cat and dog meet for negotiations] Mediator: We’re just beginning this process, so right now everything is on the table. Cat: *smiles* Dog: Oh no.

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Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive

2 years ago

In 2021, I called for Medicaid postpartum coverage to be extended from two months to one year to protect and support our nation’s mothers. 32 states and DC have implemented 12 months of coverage, and other states are on their way. It’s time for all 50 states to get it done.