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Everyone I am with is still here so apparently I live with a bunch of damn sinners
Sat is the past tense of sit Fat is the past tense of fit
My mood, you ask? Dinner is a half box of Stove Top stuffing and a Ding Dong. Nuf said.
Why stop at giving frozen eggs full rights as a person? Why not go even further and give the women those eggs came from full rights as a person? Extreme, I know.
Texas Rep. Al Green, unexpectedly wheeled in wearing hospital scrubs and no shoes after surgery, tipped the scale to BLOCK the impeachment of Homeland Security Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas. Wow.
Ah yes. The ancient “Crouching tiger, hidden Democrat” move.
Ah yes. The ancient “Crouching tiger, hidden Democrat” move.
Right? 😍 💬Quote by @siouxzieq_0 📸 Photo by John Shearer #tracychapman #lukecombs #grammy #grammys #grammyawards #FastCar
Just know that when times get tough and you see two sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when Elmo and Tracy Chapman are carrying you
A few years back I declined to take on an extra duty at work on a voluntary basis, and a colleague told people “she won’t help people unless she got paid.” I confronted that person for attacking my character and accepted their nonapology (reluctantly). Recently, I was asked to…
Tweeting so I will have it on my timeline. The full version of “Fast Car” from the Grammys, one of my favorite songs of all time
Somehow on Tuesday I am supposed to wake up early like a regular work day? Not in favor of that.
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Just recorded - it’s our longest episode ever…but told my whole story.
@steveolivas @XplodingUnicorn Can't wait! SO glad you're still here to do more episodes!! 😃😊❤️🩹
If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
@TheWapplehouse I want Shakespearean casting to come back into style just to see these people scramble around like ants
@TheWapplehouse @antifaoperative Oh no.
My father’s visiting me from my home country, after 8 years (!!!) of not seeing him. He’s also an interventional cardiologist, and I followed in his footsteps. I had the pleasure of showing him around my hospital, introducing him to my amazing colleagues, showing him the cath…
The restaurant labeled my 7yo’s take out chicken fingers as … “kids finger” and now she’s running around the house maniacally laughing and saying “deeeelicious kids fingers mmmm” as she eats them oh no
And then mum I caught me ballee and also I chased it and dad threw it and I chased it again and mum, mum it was the best!
blinked and almost a PGY3 what on Gods green earth
Until next year, Europe! We are currently in Schipol Airport in Amsterdam, waiting to head home to Boston. We work tomorrow. Tomorrow is gonna suuuuuuuck.
@ATRightMovies I remember seeing this in 2015 the audience cheered when the clock tower exploded.